Iv0rY Snak3

did you happen to read the 1 picture caption in my martyrdom thread? if not you should go look or ill justtell youwhat it said.. i dont think any1 really read it but it was an inside joke kinda thing anyway.

I DONT SEE NO GADDAMN BLOOBERRAHS...

you fail...almost as hard as you did yesterday before I took you under as my *****...speaking of bitches...are female cats considered bitches, or is it just girlydogs...if not...what would one call a female cat...im going to coin a new term...snitches...goddamn thats taken...ummmm....oh ****...taken..thats an AWESOME miniseries...wish it were on again :C...ohgadamnitbobbeh...i just used up one of my wishes...Jafar's gonna be pissed...oh...thats another thing...I was in a car for about half an hour today...and I got to ponder "pissed"...I mean theres the term "piss" which means "to urinate"...but what about "pissed off"...i mean...it means "get mad" but...how was it derived from "piss"... did it come from like someone was like...

"DUDE he pissed me off...when he pee'd on me"

an what about just "piss off" like those Britons say it...meaning go away...or "**** off"...i mean really...what am I supposedta urinate off of? what if I'm on the ground...I can't "piss off the ground" now can I?... maybe they want me to climb on them and piss off...hmmmm that would be an interesting situation....

So...I was just like sitting down right? Okay so then I was like "dude...I could really use a car" then I was like "wait...I don't know how to drive"...speaking of knowing things...I was like learning how to sit up properly when I was like 2 years old, never learned how, I slouch too much, habit I guess...like doing crack on top of a dog's back...a bigass dog, like those Beethoven ones you see in the mountains barking at the rams like they're ****ing saint versions of coyotes...ooooh Bernard...Saint Bernards...Bernard...thats a name I havent heard in a while...except on LOST...where the character of the same name is like an old whiny *****-of-a-man...something you can aspire to...aspire...sounds like perspire...like a sauna...damn...saunas are hot...whilst I was writing this...my dad was like "I'm going to go do my sweating"...he has like this personal sauna...its pretty interesting...its like blue...but how would I know if it was blue...I mean I am colorblind...oh ****...that explains why I'm psychic, you know all about that from when I was predicting crap like your map...maybe...just maybe...my brain is compensating for my loss of color by giving me a sixth sense...meh...even if it isn't im still AWESOME

it wont be for like another 3 weeks lol

i saw you playing wit blood fire i know blood fire now:)

i was in the mlg party for tgif, and i was inspired to make a brand new mlg map, that brought together the best parts of some of the most popular mlg maps out there.so i was wondering. 1 will anyone help me make a mlg map to surpass the rest, and 2. what are your favorite parts in mlg maps. this can be whatever you like. if you want to help please leave your gt in the response, thanks

Master Chief sucks at Halo is hilarious aslo Arby and the Chief series is hilarious

So... I understand you count as 'staff' here now. Have fun at your first job! Sucks you don't get paid, though.

VV BTW It's meant for lols at 1000000 post countdown.

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Hiii!!1

oh alright just wondering.. well ill let you go so you dont have to keep clicking back and forth. take it easy ivory.

oh ok.. i cant wait.. i didnt even get to see the full thing yet. are you guys goin to use it in the 2v2 thingy? and even if would you be allowed to tell? lol.

the 1 you were working on when i kept joining and stuff.. i think you said you were testing it or something

oh alrighty.. thanx. i just couldnt remember who was saying about it.. but thanx b/c ill just check who has those. :-D

btw whens your masterpiece goin to be released?

were you planning on using some on my maps for tgif? a few people said about it and i cant find the post and i thought you may have been 1 of them.

You can surpass Titmar in rep, yes you can.

The last TGIF was great, can't wait to see what you cook up. :)

Hola, apparently (from looking at Blood Fire's comment) you have journalistic abilities to change the name of threads. In which case, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind changing the name of a map thread that I updated. I would just like "updated" in parentheses. Below is the link.

QuickSand.

hay ivory ijust released martyrdom. id very much appreciate if youd leave me some love when you have time :-D

http://www.forgehub.com/forum/competitive-maps/21898-martyrdom.html