Considering I'm 18...Spread them out across secure and high-class banks, buy a big house (not a mansion or something like that, just a big house), buy three cars - Infiniti G35, a hybrid SUV or something that can fit a family for my mom, and some sort of truck for my dad. I would then buy a high tech gaming PC, a nice and functional laptop for school, a PS3 for the exclusives, all the games I ever wanted for the 360, PS3, and PC, and a whole lot of clothes to build my wardrobe, and I would pay the mortgage and bills and all that, then save the rest for a rainy day. My status wouldn't be high class, but more of an upper middle class. I wouldn't even spend all of it, maybe more or less than two million.
You have no idea how much that made me laugh. Anyways. First, I would go a week or so without letting anybody know. I would then put away about half of it in banks and savings accounts and the like. Then I would offer a certain someone all the money they wanted to come live with me, after I moved back to Ft. Walton Beach. Also, while right now my mom is unemployed, and has been for the last 5 or so years, I would force her to get a job. That's if she wanted to get any benefit from MY money. She would also have to pay me back ALL of the birthday and Christmas money she has ever borrowed from me. You see, I have a rich grandmother, and she sends me 100-200$ every birthday. My mom currently owes me $1220. Don't say she doesn't owe me, because she doesn't take care of me, she just lives with me and sleeps all day. Basically, I would get back at all of the people who I had to sit back and watch because I didn't have any money. PS. I would hire an assassin to kill Stephen Colbert.
I would take my family out for the biggest feast they've ever had, you know, the works. 200 Double cheeses 50 large frys, uh a couple biscuits? and a small diet coke
The **** type of feast is that? If I had 200,000,000 bones to just spend the first feast would be this: Lobster, Clam Chowder (New England, CLEAN FOOD), Steak, Lamb, Es Cargo, Salad (Ranch dressing, please), Clams, Muscle, Oysters, King Crab, Spaghetti, Chicken Parmesan, Fried Chicken, Popcorn Chicken. **** I could go on the whole day.
.. chicken drumsticks, chicken fillets, chicken nuggets.. What about someone to walk your dog, gives you time to come on Halo 3.
Keep a mil tops, and give the rest away in 50k or so installments to those who want to go to university and are struggling/can't afford it. That covers... 3980 people.
I'd buy a private jet, hire a Colombian cartel, buy around 10,000 acres in some foreign forest, build a runway on said property, build several greenhouses and climate control buildings, chemical factories, processing plants, plant various forms of drugs (Coca, marijuana, peyote, etc.), process LSD and Cocaine, pay off local officials/authority, PROFIT!