What would you do if you won $200,000,000 after taxes?

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  1. idiotninja

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    Since I am only sixteen now, I have to pretend that I would be eighteen. I would probably get financial advisers to help me manage the money. I would pot 100 million in some very high interest banks where I can't withdraw the money until a certain amount of time passed. I would probably not buy a bigger house or anything, I would finish my education. I would not give my money to family unless they needed it for real, I would buy nice gifts for them, but not give them straight up money. Only to my siblings. I would also start buying nice supercars and have a huge garage over time that gets filled up. Starting with a McLaren F1. Also how much does a private chef cost? I would probably try not to live to extravagant a lifestyle, but who knows.
     
  2. redearth

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    I would pay for a nice house, not too big, not too small. I would keep the money kept safe in a bank, and I would just enjoy life. I might get a job if it's at something I like to do, but otherwise I'd just stay home and play videogames or go out and have fun. Just not spend it all.
     
  3. Vinny

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    Me?

    I'd buy: (to celebrate)
    1 Ounce of White Widow or AK47
    1 bottle of Blue Label
    1 RooR bong

    Then?
    Tuition for school
    Macbook
    Car (something cheap, I don't really need a supercar at the age of 16)
    House
    Headers Seeds to plant and profit!

    Keep the rest for interest. Hi 5!
     
  4. thesilencebroken

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    id split it up into banks, savings accounts and ****.

    then id buy a good car, and trivial **** that i wanted.

    Then id buy a small mansion, and fill it with hot girls and be like hugh hefner, without my own magazine.

    then id live happily ever after.
     
  5. Shanon

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    Pay off my parent's mortgage.
    Keep in bank.
    Travel with my family.
    Pay for schol, pay for my sibling's education.

    And just live I guess.
     
  6. CombatGam3r

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    I'd put intrest into Swiss banks across the globe.
     
  7. X5

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    Get a mic.
     
  8. Frag Man

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    Pinch myself.
     
  9. Whisper

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    Woodstock 2!
     
  10. idiotninja

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    Oh I forgot, I would definitely get the best of the best in computers. Hmmm what else, I think I would still get a job, what is interest in banks nowadays? Aww no one else likes supercars huh?
     
  11. Whisper

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    Oh, and I'd get some slaves (from all races though! don't want people saying I'm a racist!).
     
  12. Grif

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    We had to do something similar in 7th grade english for some reason. It was 1,000,000 and I picked out some obscure stuff.

    Well to start I would buy a high rise condo in London and New York.
    A house in Sun Valley, possibly an island or a nice beach house.
    A Learjet, a helicopter, and a large yacht.
    A McLaren F1 GT (there are only 3 and they were originally 1.5 mil, so to buy it I would need to probably triple the price.), a Tesla, an Aston Martin One-77, a Mercedes SLR McLaren 77 and roadster. Possibly an Enzo Ferrari.
    I would also invest in a very secure vault with cool movie like locks. The kind that make you feel like a bamf when walking through.
     
  13. Mace

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    10% to various charities.
    50% put in various and sundry banks
    25% invested
    10% towards tuitions/living expenses
    5% towards trivial things.
     
  14. Grif

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    Those are only the things I would buy, I would invest and donate.
     
  15. Orange

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    hire mercanarys to kill people, bribe the president to pardon me, buy cars, and a fake birth certificate to pass meh off as 18
     
  16. xxAl Capwnagexx

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    "mercanarys"...they kill people.



    My house is big enough, and it's already paid off, so I would just buy a few nice cars and electronics and other things. Then pay for my sibling's colleges. Then hire a trustworthy financial advisor until I get an accounting degree in college to deal with it myself. After getting the degree, I would spend some more on a nice boat for wakeboarding and such (with a lake house of course) as well as a jet for traveling. Then a nice trophy wife with a good pre-nup.
     
  17. Vinny

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    Why not just get a fake id for 21?
     
  18. halo kid

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    ummm,i would first but my mother and father (him esspesially) an RV,and a good amount of cash,point my finger towards california and say "go" (thats what my daddy wants). next i would buy some top of the line fishing poles for my brother,and tell him he can fish as much as he wants (he would fish nonstop if he didnt have to eat and sleep,trust me). next,i would buy my sister something nice,and let her keep it. after that,i would pay off m grandparents medicine for the next couple of years. now,i would get a helper for my aunt,who is getting to where she cant do much.

    and know for myself,i would buy myself the best BMW in production,and all the videogames i want. then i would dwidle away the rest of my life eatting my unlimited suply of ramen noodles and playing halo.

    and put the rest (which is alot) in the bank.


    that is what i would do.
     
  19. Actually cool

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    I would spend a little on a new car, some guitars and instruments, and parts for a decent computer. I would put aside 100K for college, and put the rest in a high interest bank.

    EDIT: My other cool idea would be to start a business.
     
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  20. Shad0w Viper

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    I would take 50 million and split it up between my family and myself.
    Then I would take another 50 million and put it away in a bank for future generations of my family.
    The other 100 million would be split up and given away to multiple charities.
     

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