No-life Gamers Pandemy, The Solution Here! No-life Gamers Breaking Free Hey you! Yes, I'm talking to you! If you got your ass on Forge Hub, maybe you suffer of ExtraGaming. This pathology is very common for players of Xbox 360. If you think you have some sign of this disease, don't panic! I'm here for you! So, you'll first need to take an examination. But, with this XtremePLUS method, you don't need to come at my house! Just take this 10 questions exam, and post the result on this thread! Take all the answer you've got, do the average, if you get more than 2222, consider taking the steps at the end of this document to clean yourself. If you think this test isn't concluding to a good answer, or simply that you got the result saying you aren't a ExtraGamer, you should consider checking for these syndrome: - The patient has tendency to reject hist family to play videogames. - The patient sleep less than 49 hours in a week. - The patient has tendency to write more than 200 chats in the Shoutbox by section of three days. - The patient has tendency to meet friends from a foreign country. - The patient don't like reading. - The patient like apples. - The patient has tendency to think of their virtual character at school. If you have more than 3 of those syndrome, consider taking the steps to clean yourself. X Steps to clean youself : First step: Take the tests above! Second step: Sell two of your best games. Third step: Come here again and claim that I'm ****in' stupid. This will lower the amount of regret you've got. Fourth step: Go swim somewhere each day, or if there isn't any pool available, go run the marathon, each day. Fifth step: Go with your mother to the mall, and do nothing else then follow her and comments what she likes. Sixth step: Go in your neighborhoud, and check to each door if there is somebody of your age. In all the processus, YOU CAN'T EAT ANY APPLES. If you were able to follow all the six steps, you'll get a small box under your field of vision saying: *Achievement unlcocked (360 G): No More Addict - Be able to complete all the steps* Ho, and **** this ALL, I'll return play HALO 3, THIS IS ALL ****ING STUPID!!! If you get this reaction, consider restarting the screening of the pathology. :happy: Thanks for reading! :happy: This test isn't suppose to be useful, if you get out of the world of gaming with this post, please reply it. And I would like to thanks dreaddraco2, who was my example all the long of this post.
1: 650 2: £450+ 3: £250 4: 0 5: 65 6: 1410 7: ? 8: 91 9: 100 10: 800 3816. - The patient has tendency to reject hist family to play videogames. Yes - The patient sleep less than 49 hours in a week. Yes - The patient has tendency to write more than 200 chats in the Shoutbox by section of three days. Yes * 3 - The patient has tendency to meet friends from a foreign country. Yes - The patient don't like reading. Yes - The patient like apples. No - The patient has tendency to think of their virtual character at school. No I need curing.
Lol. This is the best test ever. I failed. x5. Then I blew up. Heck with your method, mine cures you much more quickly. Step one: Don't give a crap. Step two: Don't care about the test. Step three: Say heck with addiction tests, I love computers. Step four: Play computers the rest of you fing life. Studies show that this is the best way to avoid idiocy.
@EVERYONE, don't follow these theories! Readearth is infected! Don't thrust him! ExtraGaming is a virulant infection causing illness, depressive state, memory loss and maybe psychomaniac. So don't do what redearth suggested since I think he is in a depressive state. He should desinfect himself in the fastest time. ExtraGaming is in a pandemic phase by now. If you have any precursor sign of ExtraGaming, you should contact me via this thread rapidly. I'll help you, you're never alone! But the population don't need to panic. All is under control. I took measure with the UNSC so that the infection is dealed with the best doctors of the humanity. This is a free service, I'll help for free. Ps: Never take a clown seriously.
1: 200 2: 415$ 3: 300$ 4: 15 5: 75(I thought when you said X5 you were directing that towards the forgehub member ) 6: 1320 7: 135 8: Rank=266 Exp=5110 9: 20 10: 0 - The patient has tendency to reject hist family to play videogames. Sometimes. - The patient sleep less than 49 hours in a week. No. - The patient has tendency to write more than 200 chats in the Shoutbox by section of three days. No. - The patient has tendency to meet friends from a foreign country. No. - The patient don't like reading. No. - The patient like apples. Yes. - The patient has tendency to think of their virtual character at school. No. I don't think I'll take the cure thanks
I won't even bother taking the test, I am in obvious need for curing. Then again, I'd rather go out sooner rather than later. **** you and here's to me.
This is all un-true. If 'no-life' gamers, as you say they are, had no lifes would they be playing video games at all? Its more of a loop hole than an solution
1: How much time are you fixed in front of a screen (in hours, multiply by 50)? 500 2: How much money all your xbox 360's games worth? 200 3: How much did you pay for your Xbox 360? 300 4: What is the power of your glasses X10 (if you don't have any, write 0)? 2 5: How old are you (X5)? 80 6: What is your global average at school (take the result, and subtract it to 100, then multiply by 15)? 1275 7: How much do you weight (in pound)? 130 8: What is your rank at Halo 3, X7? 84 9: How much time do you go outside (on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being to most, and 10 the less, X10)? 90 10: Do you play any MMORPG, if yes, write your lvl X10 (if no, write 0)? 0 Total: 2679 - The patient has tendency to reject hist family to play videogames. (Yes) - The patient sleep less than 49 hours in a week. (No) - The patient has tendency to write more than 200 chats in the Shoutbox by section of three days. (No) - The patient has tendency to meet friends from a foreign country. (No) - The patient don't like reading. (No) - The patient like apples. (****ING YES) - The patient has tendency to think of their virtual character at school. (****ING.. NO!) I am clean. =)
Join us Jimbodawg. JOIN US! And do not reject my method. For it is the method of my master. Our master.
Don't to this! Don't trust anybody! They are all lying (except me obviously!). What is the heck of the master? I TOLD YOU TO NOT TALK ABOUT IT! Anyway, now it's done. You'll be punished, but now I need to talk to go to a meeting with KGB and FBI, maybe this infection is because of terrorist actions. But in all time, keep calm, situation under control. We've took contact with different agencies and the pandemic is being neutralized. While we keep getting new case because new peoples take the test each hours. If not already done, you should take the test and post the results, faSt! The infection will not stop if you don't take immediate actions, so the scientist who are charged of this can study to pathology. Keep going Forge Hub, you're helping the humanity! <-=- Achivement unlocked (10 G) - Post three stupidities in the same thread on Forge Hub.