omg this is impossible

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  1. IxGUNxSLINGERxI

    IxGUNxSLINGERxI Ancient
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    i have to memories this by 10:00 tomorrow

    But soft what light through yonder window breaks?
    It is the east and Juliet is the sun
    Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon
    Who is already sic and pale with grief
    That thou her maid art fair more then she
    Be not her maid since she is envious

    Her vestal liver is but sick and green
    And none but fools do wear it cast it off
    It is my lady, o it is my love!
    O, that she knew she were!

    She speaks yet she says nothing what of that?
    Her eye discourses I will answer it
    I am to bold tis not to me she speaks <-------------------- i am here
    Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven

    Having some business do entreat her eye in heaven
    Would through the airy region stream so bright
    That birds would sing and think it were not night
    See how she leans her check upon her hand
    That I might touch that check
     
  2. Whisper

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    Ah, Romeo and Juliet, eh?
    That play sucked.
     
  3. IxGUNxSLINGERxI

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    yes.... yes it does it sucks to the fullest

    gay English
     
  4. Roche178

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    I have the soulution just say "*cough**cough*im sick cant go to school"
     
  5. IxGUNxSLINGERxI

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    that would work lol
     
  6. T3chnomonkey

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    Good luck bro.
     
  8. phantom1107

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    Has neone noticed that the servers are slow???
     
  9. Roche178

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    Dude stop spamming the forums please read the rules.
     
  10. Vinny

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    Obviously, you guys suck at cheating.

    Or you don't know the tricks to memorization.
     
  11. xXmooregamesXx

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    I just saw the play yesterday... am I the only one who thinks it was good? And I had to memorize the opening sonnett, it was pretty easy. Work it into a song or just repeat it forever. Copying it helps too...
     
  12. Iv0rY Snak3

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    i never knew it but most shakespeare plays are REALLY emo like in one of them something like 50 characters die in the first act
     
  13. Draxfear

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    Write it on the back of your hand :squirrel_shiftyeyes:
     
  14. JASONYO

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    this is just a lesson of procrastination, unless they gave it to u that night and expected it done the next day, if that happened, punch ur teacher for me. or the director
     
  15. Altair4PM

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    If u care aboutthe play, this should be relatively easy. My advice is, do something u enjoy OR really feel the play, u know? Its what I did...
     
  16. bnasty574

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    hahahahha loser screw school
     
  17. Iv0rY Snak3

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    ll, have you done it yet? or did you fake sick and skip school for a couple of days?
     
  18. Ferretness

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    Yeah you guys pretty much do....

    Well besides cheating...the best way to memorize text in a short amount of time is to use the (can't remember the name) method...what you should do is imagine somewhere you walk often (the path to the bus, through your house, etc.) then while you are walking have someone shout to you the lines (in your imagination) or see them on a sign.

    However the weirder the better, and try to make mental connections.

    Such as if I had to memorize that apes live in the Amazon (do they?) I would have a too-too wearing monkey yell it to me...sounds weird but it works...
     
  19. Iv0rY Snak3

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    that is the strangest thing i have ever heard, but if it's a method...
     
  20. Ferretness

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    *swears to the lord* I thinks its called the ebonic method...yes..no?
     

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