The 10 Commandments of teh n00b

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  1. mikeblair333

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    I) Thou Shalt rush sword
    II) If thy teammate takes the sword, he shall be betrayed
    III) Thou shalt use the combo
    IV) Thou art impossible to kill. Should thou be killed, the killer is hacking
    V) Lag is to blame for all missed shots
    VI) Thou Shalt trash talk
    VII) Thy gamertag shall be prefixed and suffixed with X's
    VIII) All of thy losses are blamed on thy team
    IX) The ass of any Bungie Employee shall not go unkissed
    X) Thou shalt teabag

    ADD ANY YOU THINK ARE APPROPRIATE!!!!

    MORE I MADE UP:


    If thou has katana, thou art awesome
    Thou shalt shotgun camp
    Grifball art the sport of kings
    All the achievements shall be obtained. If thou is forced, boost
    Thy purpose in life is to obtain recon armor
    Thou shalt make a big deal out of getting a perfection
    Thy rank is thy pride; brag about it whenever thou has the chance
    Thou shalt complain about how the legendary pack still costs money
    Thou shalt negative boost
    Thou shalt flame the forums
    Thou shalt HLG

    BEST OF USERS:

     
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  2. CANNON

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    Hey,

    Ahh right ....

    /agree.

    ~Cannon.
     
  3. Meltyourtv

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    That's so freakin' epic. Did you come up with these yourself?
     
  4. mikeblair333

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    Yeah, I posted these a while ago on bungie.net and forgot all about them. Then a few months later I thought about what goes through a noobs head and remembered them
     
  5. Telrad

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    It's more 'The 10 commandments of Halo n00bs' then n00bs in general.
     
  6. Shad0w Viper

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    Agreed.

    *Moved to Halo Discussion*
     
  7. A big fat rat

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    lol! the one i liked the most was II)If thy teamate takes sword, he shall be betrayed.
    that had me curled up in a ball laughing!
     
  8. Love Slice

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    I have x's around my name :(
    "Encounter" was taken by some silver account who had 0 gamerscore. Pretty accurate commandments though.
     
  9. STWOW

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    ewww X's around names suck ^^^ lol
    yea.. that is actually very accurate.
    Thou shall use THE combo.
     
  10. Hari

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    Pretty good commandments. However, there needs to be alot more of them. Like 'Thou shalt scream into your microphone with a very high pitched voice'.
     
  11. Star iz Legiit

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    Thou shalt get sniper and charge thou enemy
     
  12. Glasgow

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    Thou shalt scream at players who insult thee, with threats to find thy address and stab thou mother.
     
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  13. Ethrock

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    - who insult thee, with threats to discover thy address and stab thy mother.

    Just a quick fix up on yer old English lol.

    - Thou shalt plead for Recon or any other armor permutations not steadily available to the public (covers for after Halo 3: ODST as well)

    - Thou shalt take the laser, and miss every shot.

    - Thou shalt hide in the base with the shotgun, sword, power drain and 'nades. Lots of 'nades.

    - Thou shalt play music over thine microphone.

    - Thou shalt ensure all teammates that the situation shalt be handled, by thou.

    - Thou shalt fire four sniper rounds, to make two body shots, on two people, then run for cover.

    - Thou shalt go straight into the Rocket Hall on The Pit

    'tis all I got atm.
     
  14. Chron

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    After thy gets a kill thou shall commence the bagging of the T's
     
  15. Goober

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    Hey, theres nothing wrong with teabaggery guys! its fun to watch that body flop up and down on the ground! And the x's bit isn't too accurate, because some people can't get the name they want, though I think it takes a bit more creativity to get a name without x's and numbers...

    Thou shalt ***** and whine about a team mate who does not wear Hyabusa armor.
    Thou shalt ***** and whine when someone tells you where the enemy is.
    Thou shalt threaten to hack anothers account for thyne own.
    Thou shalt vehemently deny that thyne 50 was bought.
    Thou shalt attempt to kill thy opponent fifty feet away with a shotgun, wasting all shots.
    Thou shalt throw an energy drain at thy team mates passing vehicle to neutralize it so thou can take the gunner seat.
     
  16. Glasgow

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    Thou shalt grenade spam across the map in an attempt to get an early lead.
     
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    thou shalt charge four enemies by thine lonesome then thou shalt bich about opposition teaming you during team slayer
    thou shall claim all lag is caused by a switch controled by thine enemy
     
  18. EpicFishFingers

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    This vid says it all.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfWdcZ6VPeQ
     
  19. Star iz Legiit

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    Thou shalt blame all deaths on lag
    Thou shalt accuse other of having no life when beaten
     
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    Thou shalt take thy pin off the holy grenades, and thou shalt forget too throw them.
     

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