Most of you won't get the reference. How do I improve it, I'm stumped? I wanna keep the whole "pixel" thing going on. edit: no one knows what the **** it is, gimee a minite to copy pasta. The story. In spoiler form: Spoiler I have read thy palm, young tormented soul, and I have foreseen it in a vision; a vision of bred of dark bearings and an ill omen indeed. Pigs of innocence shall weap tears of blood as they run from the King whom shall rule with an Iron Tusk and all humanity shall be brought to the brinks of chaos. Those who've survived such an onslaught as the initial ruling fight amongst those lucky enough to gain an ounce of flour, and crime is amock in streets once paved of gold. Former royalty is now ignored, former orders are now is ruin, and all due to the rule of the Iron Tusk. And all will be quelled by the arrival Zstrike, the Badger Lord. Thy god announced "OI!", and thus a curious little monkey, with firearms blazing, burst forward and let out a mighty battle cry. And the heavens shook and the Earth stood still. Somewhere, a peanut began to weep, as the great Cosmic bag of Chips in a box erupted in flames, and that young monkey laid waste to the cities and countries, and cleared a path for the arrival of the prophetic titan, Dom. And thus the story of the Ra hath begun, and hellfury was to be released upon the good people of the village once more. Shallus has taken the hand of the pure and tainted it with the sorrow of the people under the rule of the King, whilst the Prince shall escape to fields unknown. All shall be lost yet regained with the returning of, once more, the kind being. When shall the tormenting end, how could this continue still once both sleep and day have fled to the heavens. Answer thy plea, cruel Athens, and take pity upon those trembling. And as the mighty titan rose from the deepest depth of hell, scorned by Gods of Grunge and Death, the decimated remains of humanity was swept back in fear. And as he rose fire from his fingertips, and brought lightning down from the sky, and earthquakes began to tremor in the distance, a rainbow could be seen flashing over wreckage and turmoil, as a small Asian squirrel by the name of Nemi - Kun, stepped forward into the rubble and raised his nuts into the air, shrieking in defiance. Of war the likes hath be wanting. In time, the land had once prospered of the fruits thy lord has bestowed upon ye, but field lay barren with the tearing of the peaceful seal. At once the Kings army was ordered to maim those protesting the arrival, but were vanquished by the combined efforts of The Titan Dom and Zstrike, The Badger Lord. The King and his hellfury hath been sealed in rock and stone, and thus prosperous lands have once again been plentiful to the good people. The Iron Tusk shall rise against, but in such good time the good people have become ignorant and fearless, and thus an easy race to diminish. Bad fortune bestowed, Man must become veiled at once; before the arrival of the Dead Space. And so time continued as the subdued King, vanquished temporarily by the combined efforts of the Titan Dom and Zstrike, the Badger Lord, lay in sand and stone under tight surveillance, and man worked hard to rebuild the savaged lands. Yet it was not long until the Dead Space arrived. The two mighty warriors met at once to try and close the portal to Dead Space, but their combined efforts were not enough, as Zstrike the Badger Lord was pulled in by thy black hole. And stone cracked and sand dispersed and the King was freed, raising an army of the dead to his command. The King of Iron Tusk and his army fled to the ravaged Mt. Olympus in search of the Gods, and fled to the heavens as Earth was torn into halves. The great Titan, unable to defeat the King again without the Sentinel Sword of Zstrike and Dom's very own weapon, the Mighty Love Glove. Hath there be no chance for thy Earth and for peace. The King once more in the position of Power chose to gamble fate and offer the Titan Dom a chance of freedom if he could only find the deceased Badger Lord with the dial set to 4 hours. At quick pace the Titan ran with wings on the ankles of the Hero and thy Love Glove Four at his side, and made his way to the Sands of Aaron Tusk, the King's brother, whom stalled the dial by the work of blood and fire. With hope the only thing in their possession, The Titan Dom and Thy Aaron Tusk began their journey to find the once mighty, now vanquished, Zstrike - The Badger Lord.