Seriously if that kid was mine, about 30 seconds in, you'd just hear one silencing gunshot. Then 10 seconds later he would leave forever. What a prick. If I ever had a kid like this, I'd have them put down. Still funny though.
Quoted for awesome. I quit watching during the first one. Sure, you'd be kind enough to put down the moron, but would you have the decency to snip yourself?