Your Definition of the term "Noob"

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by EpicFishFingers, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. EpicFishFingers

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    This word has many different meanings. I believe it to be a term used by geeks to describe a younger, less experienced player, but I've notticed that many people use it as though they are describing something else. What's your definition?
     
  2. Tex

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    Noob is the opposite of Pro. There is no middle ground between the two. You are one or the either.
     
  3. Mysterious D

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    New to a game. New = Newbie = Noobie = Noob.

    It's an insult saying, "you're so terrible you must have just bought this game".

    That's how the pros do it.
     
  4. RightSideTheory

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    Pfft. I'm a pro then.



    Oh and a noob doesn't have to be new to a game or a website, they just have to act like a new member that doesn't know the rules. Or just generally suck.
     
  5. BunN eeE

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    Tex is right . . . somewhat.

    A noob is basically someone who does the following:
    1. Doesn't Call out
    2. Thinks he is the superior player.
    3. Always wants the power weapons
    4. Tries to stick you when he can just get an easy kill
    5. Talks a lot of trash, and then says he doesn't care about the game.
    6. And the list can go on for an Infamy...

    Basically, a noob is just overall bad.
     
  6. Azrius

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    I primarily use noob as a derogatory term.....For me, someone who's new to the game is a newbie....someone who's just a complete toolbox/horrible at a game and won't admit it is a noob. Yes, I'm aware that's the way Ctrl-Alt-Del put it.
     
  7. B3NW

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    Newb/Newbie - New player, not an insult, they just need to improve because their new.
    N00B - Basicly an asswhole, they hog power weapons, and just get the nooby kills.
     
  8. Jake Pajamas

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    I hate when people say certain things are "n00b weapons". Because if the weapons get kills easy, then your a dumbass for not using them.

    my definition of n00b would be an inexperienced or dumb gamer. someone who makes elementary mistakes in a game.
     
  9. Plasma Napkin

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    I mostly call someone a noob who:

    1. Just acts stupid. People who try to hide around the corner and that stuff. People who have absolutely no tactic. People who run into the enemy team, have 15 kills, but 35 deaths, ruining the match/make you rank down.
    2. People who think they know something better than you, but in fact they are totally wrong. (Like this one guy about geomerging: This is modded [...], I will report you for manipulation!!! Then I wanted to show him how it works, and he was like "No, I dont want to be banned!!!!!!"
    3. People who say you suck at Halo and then lose a 1 on 1 against you.

    I do not call people noobs who just bought the game. They are just beginners.
     
  10. Celestial Panda

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    What he said!
     
  11. Supa Midget

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    Yeah I'm with the general consensus.N00b is an inexperienced player who acts like a tool and in my opinion make playing online games worthwhile.Who doesnt like occasionally just destroying another team.Lets be honest here.And in the slightest bit who doesnt like either laughing at the poor kid's attempts or in other cases helping them escape n00bdom?
    I do however dislike n00b as an insult becuase I feel like an idiot using it.

    I r insult you becuase you suck in a virtual plane of existence.Ahah!You have been zinged good sir!Take that!What-ho!

    I mean if I get pissed at someone online I'll call them an idiotic ****tard and other unpalateable nouns,but n00b I find is just find a fun insult to use with my friends.
    Mind you I also hate the term pro...and by extension what "proffesional" and "amateur" has come to mean on the internet.
    hey're not descriptions of how good or bad something is,they're descriptions of how they came about.
    Digital phear is amateur and as much as it pains me to say this,all real life MLG contestants are "pro's".They make money doing what they're doing.
    Theres terrible stuff thats proffesional and some absolute gems that are entirely amateur.
     
  12. Boydeh ..

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    When i say Noob when someone does something stupid or bad as if he/she was a new member. They don't have to be young or experienced as such.
     
  13. EpicFishFingers

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    So which am I then?
    My Bungie.net profile
    Judge me.
     
  14. Thorax tehGREAT

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    Newbie- Someone new to the game
    Noob- Shitty players who use the flamethrower in Cod, talk ****, won't admit their bad, and are overall just bad people. Usually between 10-14 years of age.
     
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    Highly explosive Covenant grenade with a dangerous adherence property.


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    Standard issue UNSC fragmentation grenade.


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    Primary ground support aircraft of the Covenant forces.


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    Heavy Machine Gun - AIE-486H
    A Spartan is easily strong enough to remove, or more accurately, rip a turret-mounted machine gun from its tripod base. Although doing so will detach it from its main ammo feed, a Spartan can use whatever’s left attached to the gun to devastating effect. It’s heavy even for a Spartan, and slow to spin up to full firing rate.


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    A hand carried Covenant particle beam weapon, with an adjustable 5x / 10x scope.


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    The M41 light anti-aircraft gun is an externally powered, three-barreled, rotary-fire machine gun. Though inaccurate at long ranges, it has excellent penetration characteristics and a high rate of fire.


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    This is purely a transport vehicle, and while fast and maneuverable, it possesses no defensive or offensive capabilities whatsoever.


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    The Wraith assault gun carriage is the primary armored fighting vehicle used by the Covenant. It is bulbous and thickly armored, but surprisingly maneuverable.


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    The M247T 7.62mm medium machine gun


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    The AV-14s provide close-in fire support and point target attacks against enemy armor.


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    All post-2549 model Wraiths have an extended crew area with a Type-52 DESW in a ring mount.


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    A common, light plasma weapon favored by Covenant forces.


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    your stats are fairly noobish, melee = 1, br 2 (non noob) 4 sword 5 shotgun 13. sniper (why so low!!!!!) 12. rocket ...

    your are far more of a social player, and you are not a noob, but u rnt a pro...

    your are a proob

    what am i my stats

    other account: my other stats

    thanks am i noob or pro or proob?
     
  16. Telrad

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    They way I heard it explained is that there is a clear distinction between a n00b and newb.

    A newb is just short for newbie and the player can't help it. We were all one of these.

    A n00b is a bad player who is an asshole. This is the person who betrays you for the Sniper then gets killed seconds later.
     
  17. Shanon

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    Someone who complains because their teammate just finished their kill.
    Someone who is new to a game and lacks skill.
    Someone who kills you on purpoe and take the power weapon that you got.
    Someone who over-excessively trash talks and use the MLG term "Bad" or even "Bad Kid"
    Someone who doesn't play objective when it is objective.
    Someone who doesn't say "Good Game" after a game.
    Someone who gloats about having a fifty or make fifties knowing that it's extemely easy to get a fifty on a second account.
    Someone who quites the game very earlier and doesn't stay and fight.
    Someone who tea-bags anyone, esecially the players who have obtained Recon.
    Someone who yells or screams whilst cursing at an excessive rate, specifically when they died/loss.
    Someone who doesn't compliment their team and teammates.
    Someone who message Bungie for Recon/Mythic Map Pack Codes/Friend Requests.
    Someone who compares themself to an MLG pro or consider themself to have the same equivalency or even more skill than MLG pros.
    Someone who inserts "MLG" in front of their gamertag.
    Someone who spams.
    Someone who rates maps when they've never played it.
    Someone who judges maps on the way they look (Aesthetics).
     
  18. Sweet Tooth VII

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    The guy in the lobby who was like "OHH! You have to CHARGE the Spartan Laser?"
    ... No joke.
     
  19. Catmon

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    "I'm self-important and feel the need to call others empty, but intentionally demeaning names to boost my shitty self confidence and digital prowess in my own little, empty world"
    Laymans terms: If it's not a joke, you're a very sad person.

    I personally hate the word and never use it.
     
  20. redearth

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    Noob:

    Rude, normally but not neccesarily newer person, that does not know what they are doing or talking about, and has a big ego.

    Newb:

    New player that's just inexperianced. No big world sized ego. Does not deserve to be called Noob.
     

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