Computer Pranks

Isn't that from Live Free or Die Hard? You plagiarizer.
Here's a guide on how to hack computers, courtesy of Uncyclopedia.

Finding A Hack Target
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Finding a hack target is rather simple. Go to your workplace or school and find a website that all the annoying people talk about. After you find a website that you are beginning to despise just because of the amount of people talking about it, proceed to find the address of the website.

Hacking Methods
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After you find the hackee's adress, go to that place with a dandy weapon. Weapons that would work well are:

* An axe.
* A sword.
* Almost anything pointy.
When you find the best way into the building, find the main server, and "hack" it. Ways to hack it are:

* Chopping the server into tiny pieces.
* Going for the "loud and proud" method.
* Take it apart and scatter the peices around the building.

 

ummm, while I was out the room one of my mates went on uumm, certain sites... cough, whaich I didnt know about untill my older sister confronted me 3 days later. Or, theres a certain order of keys on the keyboard u press to change the colours to the colour blind setting - basically the background is black on every document and the rest is yellow, purple and light blue - me and a friend did this once to all the CP's in my middle school and they had to ring a computer guy to fix them all

 

which one do you guys think i should do that isn't something she'd blame me for. cause she knows im out to get her...and her computer ha.

 

I once turned all my schools computers display upside down my teacher could not figure out how to reverse it that was a funny day.

 

These are great, but they wont work at school for me because all the computers are macs.

 

Do you guys know the shutdown icon? You should put that one there.

 

I almost forgot about the Blue Screen of Death Screensaver!
Just run it and unplug the keyboard. Simple as that.

 

If somebody did that to me I would be soooo pissed..

I already had the Blue screen O' death.

It's a great idea all the same

 

Send your friends this link. Then laugh at their futile attempts to escape from the page...
hint- DON'T CLICK IT. -Klink

 

Thank god for no script.

 

Amen brother, Amen...

 

i clicked it D;

 

lol, how could klink put that there and expect people not to click it?

 

I want to click the link but I don't want too! D;

 

Its the same as the last one! Death Death Death I hate you all!

-Donuts

 

I'll click on the link before I turn off my computer.

 

make a shortcut, call it "shutdown -s -t 0" then make it look like a folder (right click > Properties > Customize > Change Icon) and call it something weird.

 

Create an aim account and im your friend offering them a big deal with halo3forum.com. Once there hopes are up tell them you are joking and that it is just you. Mean but cruel.