Teen assaults mom with taco after she unplugs his Xbox

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  1. Shihuru

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    They really can't say video games cause him to throw a "taco" at his mom. Come, how many games have you seen where people are killing eachother with tacos? 0! Only chuck norris can do that.
     
  2. Conkerkid11

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    Holy crap! Lol... the things that people will do to play their Xbox. That taco thing is funny and the fact that she said "I got taco all over my shirt" is just awesome! But other then that, seems like he deserved to go to jail. It's just not right to beat you mothers, lol. What a psycho.
     
  3. Jake Pajamas

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    Next to a burrito, the taco is mans greatest weapon
     
  4. Grif

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    I was just about to post this. This guy has inspired me to keep some tacos in my room so when someone comes up to say "Go do such and such" I'll just chunk a taco at them.

    Either
    A. They will eat the taco distracting them for several minutes.
    B. Die
    C. Unplug my console which we cause more tacos to be thrown and either option A or B to occur.
     
  5. RightSideTheory

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    That sounds like a very good plan. Can I steal it?
     
  6. Mr Snowballs

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    Oh this burrito is absolutely delicious but it is SO fulfilling.
     
  7. EonsAgo

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    Quoted for Truth. Seriously, they're so biased it's not even funny.
    And the guy got arrested? Pshh. Sounds like the stupid kind of crap Fox would care about. How long would he even be arrested for?

    Actually, this sounds like a joke. For reals, yo. =P
     
  8. The Yankee

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    oh wow! Now i've heard people attacking each other with peculiar objects but a taco! Thats just way too peculiar! If i was going to hit somebody with something, it would be a taco, it would probably be the dish it was sitting in or something!
     
  9. Relys

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    This is why I have all my taco's locked up in the attic, unloaded, with the safety on.
     
  10. xSharpshooter94

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    great another reason for my mom to tell me that video games are evil. Well this reminds me of the guy who killed his mom cause she took his halo away.
     
  11. RadiantRain

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    Or the Canadian kid who ran from his home and was found dead because his dad took call of duty 4 away...
     
  12. Norlinsky

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    I loved the fact that what she thought went too far is the taco-throwing. Not the swearing and pushing, no. When you throw a taco, it's serious business.
     
  13. Insane117

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    Wow That's really sad poeple really need to get a life. great punishment though he gets what he deserves.
     
  14. EonsAgo

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    Serious waste of a taco.
     
  15. iZumi

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    Wow. I could just imagine some kid slapping his mom in the face with a taco.
     
  16. Agamer

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    Seriously that could have been my lunch tomorrow.
     
  17. ZANDER1994

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    ... gimme your shoes.
     
  18. xxDeeJxx

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    WTF. just WTF. like what'sface said, if i was his brother i prolly would of beat the **** out if him, and broke his xbox

    there are starving people in the world, and we americans are assaulting each other with taco's.
    thaz just embarrassing
     
  19. supertoaster

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    I decide to read this thread because of the "taco beatdown". Epic.
     
  20. mauserman

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    wow that guys a riot
     

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