Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

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  1. fiery

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA
     
  2. Whisper

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    Sudoku killer at the end was funnier than the rest.
     
  3. X5

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    I love the Onion, I really do. Their satire is amazing, and this had me laughing the entire time.
     
  4. M.Jelleh

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    Lol it was good, not the best, but I love macs. I don't think they would do something that stupid lol
     
  5. X5

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    Well obviously, but they are making fun of the fact that Apples are all about "simplicity" which ends up being more annoying than helpful, amongst other brilliant themes.
     
  6. drak

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    No joke, I was expecting, "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
    And yes Sweeny, Viva la Onion.
     
  7. Ak Gumby

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    Completely pointless design.

    It would take longer to type words with this design seeing how you have to go through a whole list of symbols for just one letter.

    Also, the 'sentence search' feature would probably take just as long.
     
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    "In the business world, where people use computers for actual work, and not just for dicking around"

    PRICELESS.

    Actually, not the worst thing ever. If they had a wheel on the side of the keyboard or touchpad somewhere, it would actually be pretty useful. Sort of like a way to call up new programs on the fly.
     
  9. Reynbow

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    You're a moron, read the post previous to yours... Seriously...

    I could see that being helpful along side a keyboard, Nemi. Good idea, you better get the patent in before I do.
     
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    The joke
    *WHOOSH*
    Your head



    >.>
     
  11. QKT

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    i had no effect on me...?:(?
     
  12. The Effected

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    I almost thought it was real. XD
    I think it would be funny as hell though. Take twenty minutes to type a sentence.
    What's this onion thing though? I must have missed it. Sudoku was funny.
     
  13. Reynbow

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    The Onion News Network is the group that makes these.
     

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