I came in here expecting some Iron Maiden... But this is much much worse, I hope Toochie hasnt found out yet..
I've seen the "Breaking Dawn" book before in WHSmith. I dunno what they're about, but whoever designed the cover of the "Breaking Dawn" cover put the pawn on the wrong square. The queen should be able to take the pawn in one move! Yeah, bet you didn't notice that. Yeah.
Twilight is the bane of every male's existence. It also reassures us that that no matter how many times it has been done, how many people have been killed trying to make it, or how many men commit suicide at the sheer sight of it, hollywood putzes will continue to make ridiculous vampire-romances.
God. The girls at my school... ugh. Every single one of them talked about the first one EVERY DAY. I got like a 2 week break and now everyone is going to be talking about this one... wait a second... Every girl in my grade wants to see a movie? Wtf? Why didn't I realize this the first time around!?
it is impossible to go anywere with a teenage [12-15] yr old girl without them babbling endlessly on about wow i totally wanna do him, or my favorite character is jasper or some **** like that. we need to get this -blam!- off of the face of the earth.