Jizz In My Pants- SNL Skit (Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Akiva Schaffer)

MattDGiant · Dec 10, 2008

Quite possibly as funny as the legendary "**** In A Box".

The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009.

Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.

The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.

(Directed by Kiv)

Copyright - Universal Republic
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Here are the lyrics for you to sing along with, but remember to do it in a deep, badass voice. =]

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a ****
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
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Kilamanjara14 · Dec 10, 2008

ya I was going to post this later actually... I might put some macgruber things also

Tristan28 · Dec 10, 2008

Dang, you beat me to it. This is one of the funnies SNL skits ever.

StreetSoccer12 · Dec 11, 2008

I want his blue aviator shades, the look like aviators.

HydroZoid · Dec 11, 2008

holy crap that was hilarious!!!! i never get to watch saturday night live cuz its late and im usually on halo by tht point.

"i ate a grape and i ~Jizzed in my pants!~"

"i wear a rubber at all times cuz it a necesity"

OMG XD

MattDGiant · Dec 11, 2008

*Updated with Lyrics!*

E93 · Dec 13, 2008

His facial expressions are the best!

Tristan28 · Dec 13, 2008

Yeah, I love the facial expressions too. I also like when he says "don't tell your friends or they will think I am a ****." lol

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