Debate Should Murder be Legalized?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Norlinsky, Nov 8, 2008.

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  1. Norlinsky

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    Yes. I do mean murder. The slaughter of a human being. Before you roll your eyes, scoff in disgust, or casually navigate away from this thread, I want you to read some awsum statistics I just came up with.


    Through murder, we could create a better society! Here are just a few of the crises that could benefit:

    Crime Rate

    I took some common predictions from other "legalization" threads on this site, and though I could incorporate them with this topic.

    Murder happens every day. Many times. But that's just because it's illegal!!1!@! If we legalize murder and it becomes such a natural thing, crime rates will decline. People will be like, hey, I can murder now. It's not as fun when I can't get caught! Also, illegal murder rings will be diminished if we make murder legal.

    The Economy

    Have you ever been to a store, and the shopkeeper won't sell you that energy drink for $2 less than the regular price? Just take him in the back, put a funnel in his throat, and start pouring the sulfuric acid in! If the shopkeepers can't satisfy their customers, they face death! All it takes is a few legal murders to change their minds! With this new "bargaining system", every citizen would be able to live happily.

    Grandma costing you a pretty penny in health care bills? Take the old bat behind the bar and unload a clip of lead into her jugular! No more moving to Canada!

    Political Justice

    That new leader leaving you with discontent? Take 'em out! Don't worry, it's legal now! Keep shuffling through the wide variety of politicians until you find one you like. Quoted from the Departed, "I don't want to become a product of my environment. I want my environment to become a product of me."



    So I leave you with this question, people: Should we legalize murder?
     
  2. Sheogorath

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    ok ok nice one norlinksy but please don't turn into ferretness from the gay marriage debate please.
     
  3. Norlinsky

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    I have no idea what you mean by this.
     
  4. GoodWhaleSushi

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    Yeah, what WAS the Ferretness thing?
     
  5. SargeantSarcasm

    SargeantSarcasm In Loving Memory
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    as much as I appreciate satire, this does not belong here
     
  6. Tex

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    Agreed Sarge...If you're going to create an out-of-this world debate, make sure you take it very seriously.
     
  7. Nitrous

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    Can someone inform me as to what he is making a joke of?
     
  8. Chipsinabox

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    I believe murder should be legalized just for the sake that my neighbor stole my wrench.
     
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