Last night a few of my buddies and I were playing social slayer and destroying everyone, so of course we were laughing and talking trash with each other. Every game, in the lobby, we just ripped on each other about the last game's stats, pretty much ignoring the other team, since beating and **** talking to a team of guests isn't really an accomplishment. Then before a shotty snipers game, my buddy calls out that he's getting 20 kills, and the rest of us suck at snipers. So some guy on the other team says in a completely serious voice "how do you know how many kills you're going to get you stupid wizard" He called my friend a wizard in the pregame trash talking. So we made fun of his name for the few second till the game started. So what's the lamest trash talk you've ever heard either pregame or postgame?
little kids,half the time they dont even say it right... they cuss me out when i pwn them.... its funny though... and also this one guy said i sucked cause i have 200 EXP and like 2500 games played.... 2000 of them were customs lol
some 10 year old said i sucked and the biggest noob cause i lost, yet i got like 28 or 30 kills and only died like 5 times. the kid died 20 and killed 7 people. then i challenged him to a 1v1 and owned him.
yea he said he " was having a sucky day" or something like that but i know he didn't want to look bad it's just how little kids are
There is the one kid who I think just learned what "balls" are and you kept calling us balls and said we suck them in stuff over and over again lol
i have had that happen before. i told him grow a pair or beat me 1v1 and he could trash talk me. he said he already grew a pair so i was like well than why do you sound like your 5 years old? lol
Well I said to a kid that his mom gives me blow jobs and hes all like "No, I give you blow jobs!" All my friends just started dying of laughter then I asked him if he knew what it meant and he didn't so I told him to ask his teacher that in front of his class the next day LOL I wish i could find out what happened. Oh and hicks who can only say stupid ****** over and over again, ****ing retards, thats all they say and I ask them how is sex with their sister I mean wife they just ****ing flip out and say that the north won.
Wow you have hayabusa chopstick on your back. Ooooo you think your so tough and good with that. (I triple kill them) Oh look he has no life now because he thinks hes good because he has a chopstick on his back. (My stats 900 match made games him like 2000 matchmade games)
Oh god lol. i'm always an asswhole before games because I usually play in big parties so I get some funny stuff. One kid called me yellow...? Another one was like 8 years old and just swore the whole time. Oissed me off cas he couldnt be reason with.