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  1. Titmar

    Titmar Le Mar du Teet
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    chicken noodle.

    coicindentally that is also Large Sarge's nickname for me when we are in bed together.
     
  2. SargeantSarcasm

    SargeantSarcasm In Loving Memory
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    WHAT AFFAIR WHAT THREAD!?!?
     
  3. Epic Tusk

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    I called it a soup opera because it not quit a soap opera I actually think it better.
     
  4. Titmar

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    Large Sarge,
    there is something i need to tell you, that i should have told you before our marraige...

    About two days before we fell in love, i was at a cafe in Paris, and i met a lovely gentleman by the name of tygard. Over a few bottles of dom, we became enchanted with each other.

    We made brutal man-love that night for hours. I havent walked right since. But it was just one night Sarge. I dont love him, it was just the wine. I hope that you can forgive me. I love you with all my heart.

    ~ Chicken Noodle
     
  5. Blazen Nite

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    hey, your name is very provacative...that is all
     
  6. Titmar

    Titmar Le Mar du Teet
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    no... it isnt.
     
  7. Ty

    Ty Guest

    You shouldn't make duplicate prmoises to people where the other can read them!!! Just the wine my ass, If I recall you weren't even drunk!!! *slaps Titmar again, stomps away in a huff*
     
  8. Titmar

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    Oh Ty-Ty, you're so sexy when you're angry, come here and snuggle with me.

    Let us forget all about Sarge. I dont like him anymore because he wont... well i cant say what he wont do here. But he wont do that thing that you do, and ooo you do it so well.

    So i am thinking about leaving him and being together with you
     
  9. BetaWaffle

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    You didn't tell me about either of them! :( Why don't you love me anymore!? I miss you :squirrel_hug:
     
  10. Titmar

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    Ahh... crap.

    Beta,

    I didnt want you to see this thread. You and I, what we had was special, yes. But that was a long time ago. I havent walked right since. Im sorry to say this to you, especially in this situation...

    But we will never be together again. Right now my heart is torn between Sarge and Ty.... they are so beautiful, and their hair is so soft, and i love gazing upon them and getting lost in their beauty.

    So please, my former love, dont hate me, but we cannot ever love again.
     
  11. xxKaizenxx

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    Sounds like something from a sitcom. Lol
     
  12. xXmooregamesXx

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    This is just creepy... lol
     
  13. Titmar

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    Wow how many people on this site have those lame poke-creature ball things in their sig... jeez...lol
     
  14. Orangeremi

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    Lol, ask TDF.
     
  15. Titmar

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    Lol yea i know he has one too... sigh...

    at least we can still be lovers right orange boy?
     
  16. Orangeremi

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    Of course. ;D
     
  17. xxxmasterofuxxx

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    thank god titmar doesnt love me :squirrel_giggle:

    spamzerz any1?
     
  18. Lone Deity

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    Titmar. You must scan teh picture of the real Titmar!
     
  19. Lemonyguy47

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    ZOMG ORANGE DIDNT TYPE IN ORANGE!

    - Lemon :squirrel_rubberduck:
     
  20. Ferretness

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    Wow, I feel so unloved. All this affection going around, WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME...why...why...why...why...
     

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