This is wrong, on so many levels, and I'm sorry if some think it's unproper, but he deserved it! Just had to share it with you guys. Man Almost Loses ***** humping Steel Bench http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sU_9AdQL8E Captions in English link Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his ***** out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the ***** was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his *****. Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
Those holes don't look that big in the first place. What an idiot. Use your hand like all the rest of us lonely losers do. "man, that bench is so asking to be f*cked right now..."
I almost spit out my drink while scrolling down. I was not expecting this. Anyway, the guy deserves it. That's just sick
starting to think like a man now, are we lol haha otherwise, what a dumbass how do you even think of fitting it in...like im not even trying to be saying something here, but i cant fit in that unaroused otherwise....
I wounder if the bench will press charges for being sexualy assaulted? Why would he do this in public anyways?
The Bench has just hired Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, to represent him in the Court of Law. ROFL! Asians of ForgeHub, are you going to take that?
oh crap. i know i just posted but this reminds me of "Out Cold" XD When pigpen's doing the bench XDDD
um... **** you? anyways i remember something like this on digg where some guy was videotaped naked in his backyard with his patio table. Guy + umbrella hole ... ill try to find the link. BTW i think he was white just so you know. lol EDIT : here it is that is him, he got arrested.
Lol lol lol! A man having sex with a bench almost getting his ***** cut off and a guy having sex with a patio table .. What a weird thread! The bench one is sick and the patio one is pretty funny =]
omg...look how tiny those holes are...did he honestly think after geting hard it would come out? dumbass.