Oh, nonono. You see, the Vietnamese are the ones that have sub-machine guns hidden under their toilets. The Japanese just swing swords at people and crash planes into boats.
The Chinese have no toilets. They have these holes in the ground where you just stand over it and take a dump. Really fascinating stuff, I know.
And the Americans are just all lazy-fatasses, see? We made McDonalds and got the Native Americans fat!
When I was there the few times I went to the toilets. It was as if someone had gone into forge mode and merged the toilet into the ground. I resembled the seat of a toilet. I'm glad I was only there for 1 day, as I could not use those toilets on a regular basis.
Now, the Japanese toilets are class. They have these water spouting things that clean your butt off by shooting water jets at it. I forget what it's called.