What would be on Sargeant Johnson's gravestone?

That funny quote about rocks and sticks and boot camp.

 

-You hurt marine?
-N-no, sir.
-Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon- and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!


Here lies Sgt Avery Johnson:
"Oh I know what the ladies like"

 

Here lise Avery Johnson.
May he always be beaten by the dog over the fence...
(Halo 2 joke )

 

"smokin cigars and slappin hoes"

yea, thats not racial stereotyping or anything

 

True. I'm not sure what would be on his gravestone, but I feel sorry for the people who come across this and never beaten Halo 3.

Anyways, I think something along the lines of "I would of been your daddy".

 

"here lies Sargent Avery Johnson, killed by the pansiest enemy in the game."

 

"They must love the smell of badass!" (from first cut scene in halo 3)
"Conquered hordes of aliens, destroyed by a volleyball with a light bulb"
"Hey! At least im not a flood!"
"I will be back in halo 4 don't worry."
"This is it baby, hold me...." (Actually no)
He has a book full of quotes

 

Here's one,

How about next time you make a Halo related thread, you put it in the right forum...

 

"Next time I'll bring my boots,to kick your ass!" I think that's an appropriate for Sgt Johnson;s grave stone.

 

i would have been your daddy is pretty good but honestly why is there a thread about this??

 

I have never thought o this before, but i sure bet it would be badass

 

"i got teabagged by chief"

 

"Wheres my Spartan Laser?!"

 

Moved to halo discussion.