Batman, or security guard?

LOL
thats soo mean, but funny at the same time
and if he really really wanted his hat that bad, wouldn't he just go to the front and tell them the story, instead of climbing over in a restricted zone

 

this made me laugh my head off

 

wow thats just crazy. i think i might be going to 6 flags for my birthday...maybe....i hope....and this scares me a bit, but i dont give a fuuuuck, im still going XD

 

that's horrible.

Though he should have read the signs.

 

Of all the bad puns in this thread. You are the winner.

 

oh yah lol I get it. Because he got decapitated

 

I just read this and I can't help but laugh. Decapitated by batwing, what a way to go LOL.

 

Maybe if they interlocked the ride and geomerged the fence none of this would have happened. Anyways that is a pretty funny story, in a horrible way.

 

I honestly need to see it to believe it. I cant believe a full decapitation can be caused by the human foot

 

Oh my god... being on that ride while that happened would scar me for life. No doubt.

 

O jeez that story after with the girl on the superman ride that must of been scary as s***!

 

i wonder if he was buried with his hat on

 

This is worthy of a Darwin.

 

did the head land in anyone's lap?

 

My friend was there when it happened...
Also what Battyman said made me crack up