When there's no XBOX to play....

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  1. Raspberrypicker

    Raspberrypicker Ancient
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    Here's my story as a result of not having an XBOX

    My roommate bought some hot sauce, and I can tell you from experience that it's frekin' HOT!

    A kid tried it, only a drop of the stuff, and he almost cried, lol. This was halarious, so we got a plate and poured the sauce onto it. (it filled a quarter of the plate). We tried to get somebody else to lick it all up, but no takers...not even for ten bucks. People would try a dab of it, and would be wrinkling their nose and rushing for the milk.

    I had myself some of it too, the stuff was horrible. I could feel the oils in the back of my throat, and it cleaned out my nose too.

    And then for some reason I felt like drinking up the sauce in the plate. Don't ask me why. So my buddies brought me out into the hallway, and they gathered up an audience. I tasted a small bit of it again, as a last chance to back out, but I realized my tongue was already numb, and I couldn't taste it.

    I drank the stuff, and was then forced to lick the leftovers. I was like, this is so easy. Then 5 seconds later, it hit me. I knew I was in for some trouble. My mouth wasn't numb, a huge burning sensation was in my mouth, and I could feel it down my throat. Steam was literally coming out of my ears. I realized those saturday morning cartoons weren't exagerated.

    My face was the color of the sauce, and my eyes tearing. I rushed for my dorm, and frantically searched for milk. I couldn't find a cup, so I used a soup bowl and filled it up with milk, and chugged it twice. But still nothing. I ate some bread too. After a while it got better.

    BUT IT GETS WORSE!

    My friend then decides to tell me after the fact that I would be shitting all night, he was right. So I was sitting on the tolit for 2 hours, and trying my best to keep from vomiting. The first week, someone chugged down a "mystery drink" and threw up in his dorm (and it still stinks 3 weeks later)

    Luckily I got through the night. But the next morning I finally got it out of my system. My butthole was on fire, when I was crapping it out, it was not fun...

    Yeah so that's what I do for entertainment when I don't have an XBOX.

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    I wanna hear everyone else's stories about their life without video games.
     
  2. IPokeNinjas

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    OUCH. Sounds nasty man , great that you turned out alive though haha.
     
  3. TiiRent

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    Hmmm... I cant believe you did that. you really need to get an Xbox.
     
  4. Linubidix

    Linubidix Ancient
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    hm, well I generally dont destroy my insides with hot sauce.
    My stomach bug does that. been sick on and off for the past 11 weeks
     
  5. Azrius

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    I play Age of Conan, work, and hang out with friends. More or less the same stuff I do when I have an Xbox, minus playing Halo and the like.
     

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