How do YOU beat the heat?

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  1. HumBoys

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    Here on the east coast, we're experiencing quite the heatwave. How do YOU beat the heat?

    I go swimming and install far too many air conditioners, and go on forgehub.

    Now, your turn!
     
  2. Arch3m

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    Nothing. It's impossible to beat the heat here in Houston. Inside, outside, it's all the same temperature. Just stay out of the garage. There's a dryer in there that can push the temperature up to about 150° F.
     
  3. hiddenninja17

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    Drink water and try not to let the heat bother me or go inside and play some Halo 3.
     
  4. Lief106

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    Apparently, on the west, we go to malibu
     
  5. Titmar

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    birthday suit
     
  6. DRiSCOLL

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    lol its not that sunny in the uk but when its fairly hot which it has been in the past couple of weeks, hottub and icecream ur thinking y a hottub to beat heat well i dunno its not like im gunna go outside in a hottub in the rain
    :)
     
  7. ks7

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    I stand perfectly still and hook up 4 air conditioners to blow 20 degree air on me from four different angles.
     
  8. Forge Monster

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    Ok, these are TRUE steps that can help you BEAT the HEAT!

    First you travel to the land of Africans and buy a pound of Seaweed. Then you travel into the past and meet Harrison Ford and he'll give you a magical car. Then you travel back to the future along with your car and seaweed, shove the seaweed in the *magical* car engine and the worlds volcanos will erupt for no reason. The cloud of smoke they make will cloud the sky and sun, no more heat. Believe me, I've done it and it works. Too bad you have to pay me $50,000 dollars now orelse I'll have to kill you. Have a nice day :cool:
     
  9. Penguinish

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    Henry Ford*
    Harrison Ford is the actor, you may know him from such films as indiana jones, and other great classics such as indiana jones.


    I turn my lights off, and leave my window unit running for a while, when im at work, working in the hot texas heat, I pretend to be someplace cold, like colorado winter park. It kind of works.
     
  10. J A Y

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    boy is it great to be in australia at the moment 20 degrees with a cool chill.

    but your lucky earlier in the year south australia had a heat wave 12 days of 40 degrees. now that is hot!
     
  11. Tex

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    I just don't get hot...that's keeps me from having to beat anything, and saves me time to beat anything else i want to...

    like halo? duh
     
  12. Chong

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    awsome.




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    I eat hot food, it cools you down, like extra hot salsa, trust me, it helps
     
  13. Forge Monster

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    I knew that, gowd X\... Now you owe me 50 thou
     
  14. Iv0rY Snak3

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    i'm Australian, i naturally beat the heat...
     
  15. PlasmaGlory

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    Lol, oh wait is that Celsius? No one likes Celsius.

    I sit in an enclosed environment with a window AC.

    Edit: ^^JOKE!^^ I can't believe someone gave me negative rep for a harmless joke.
     
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  16. OMG Productions

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    In Florida it's in the 90s every day. I'm in New York on vacation but for when I was there I just stayed inside for the hottest part of the day and swam when I could.
    In New York it's only been in the high 70s :D
     
  17. Shanon

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    Im in Socal so it gets really hot.
    So to beat the crap out of the Heat I go in my pool. I chill in there and go out all nice and cool. Then I play Halo....
     
  18. Actually cool

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    My house is always cold, nothing a good fan and a glass of H2o can't fix.
     
  19. Indie Anthias

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    I have a similar strategy... I'm Texan. Heat has no effct on me... I eat heat and humidity for breakfast.

    I am a baby in the cold, however.
     
  20. Vexrog

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    Run and hide thats all i can do. The heat on the east coast can smell fear.
     

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