What Are You Working On?

could you provide a pornhub link to help me get this going?

 

NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN FORGE SITE

 

people have been fapping away the demons for ages now. get with it

 

Judging by his track record I wouldn't be surprised if he does.

 

So I had my second dream within a dream last night.

I got to be with a deceased girlfriend for a few more hours.

Go be thankful for someone you love today

 

yes that was the joke congratulations

 

Wasn't supposed to get so misty-eyed today, but I guess that's the way this week is going, one cryptic yet telling message at a time

 

snoitalutargnoc ekoj eht saw taht sey **** AHHHHHHH

 

i genuinely feel bad for people who are naturally unfunny

 

Coming from the comedy club himself I find that pretty ironic.

 

@Xandrith

 

My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a ****ing ***** all the time.

 

I don't think I could ever get sick of that joke and I have heard it a lot.

 

WE ARE ALL REBELIOUS CHILDREN SITTING IN THE LAP OF OUR FATHER WHO SO GRACEFULLY WITHOLDS US FROM THE ICE HOT ABYSS BELOW. ALL THE WHILE WE SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE REPEATEDLY WITH OUR REBELIOUSNESS WHILE THE FATHER LONG SUFFERS THROUGH THE PAIN STORING UP HIS WRATH. SOME DANGLE IN ATTEMPT TO RID THEMSELVES OF THE FATHERS PRESENCE OF CRUSHING GUILT, FOOLISHLY UNAWARE OF THE FATE THEY CHOOSE

Picture yourself in a room so dark you cannot see the hands in front of your face. The sounds of suffering, and the slow lethargic shuffling of feet fill the room; all searching for an inch of relief from the constant torment

 

“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you."

“If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners do that. And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, expecting to be repaid in full. But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked. Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful."

-Jesus Christ

 

AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?!

-Joaquin Phoenix

 

My kids aren't little shits so I don't have to worry about this.

 

Is this because someone requested a pornhub link?

 

Wait...was that story about wacking it while sitting on your dad's lap??

WTF Soldat? You're into some freaky ****

 

I didn't know I was mentioned in the bible as eternal damnation - good to know they misspelled it there too

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NONE OF YOU WILL EVER UNDERSTAND EUGHHHHH