Hypothetical scenario: You are meeting your new girlfriends parents, they ask you what you do for a living... ...what would be the absolute LAMEST job you can think of?! Examples: "I instal coke vending machines" "I manufacture toilet seat covers" "I'm a fast food uber delivery driver" Oh my gosh i'm dying already
Your girls mom will literally drop her panties and present herself to you right then if you just say "I'm the CEO of battlepro"
No lie. I ****ed a girls aunt and mom at the same time saying that. Don't worry, the aunt was the dad's sister.
I actually worked in a warehouse for a company that manufactured sex toys when I was in college in San Francisco for a while. I put boxes of dildos and what not on trucks, did order fulfillment, that sort of stuff. It sounds like a joke but I really had that job...It was a totally fine shitty job to have, and in the day to day I was just dealing with packages and boxes. But the ONLY reason I applied for it in the first place was because the ad on craigslist described it as a "sex toy warehouse"...lol Just say you do that for a living.
I have a personal philosophy - if something's not gonna kill you and it wil make a funny story later, it's probably worth seeing through...