Seriously, what has 343i done? Here's Cortana from halo's 1-4. With the bungie Halo's, they started off with Cortana being kind of nah, and slowly becoming more and more thicc. When 343i took the mantle with halo 4, they popped out the most thicc naked Cortana we've seen yet. I swear I blew so many loads to this Cortana that I still get a boner everytime I see the smurfs on tv. I had faith that with their judgement, they could improve through their games the same way bungie did theirs. But boy was I wrong. Here's Cortana currently in Halo 5. I watch Cortana porn because I want to see ****, not my grandmothers ****ing dress from the 1950s. As a community, we must unite and stop 343i from getting away with this heresy. MAKE CORTANA THICC AGAIN