Whelp, here goes nuthin'. Already want to kill myself, but right now I'm hoping none of you guys lose all respect and faith you might have had for me. This is for @Ascend Hyperion.
One, you don't look anywhere near as nerdy as I expected. Two, not sure why you posted your sister's picture, but wow. Haha.
Bro (left) and I (right) about to suit up in Osaka. Also, my beautiful wife and I are about to become parents in a day and a half.
Nah, even though that'd be pretty cool. Baby's outstayed his welcome haha. She's getting induced unless he decides to come out tomorrow.
LOL, somewhat on/off this topic, the other day I had a conversation with a member of the gender patrol. I said to them, "Just for future reference, If I ever ask if someones baby is a boy or a girl, I'm not asking which sex the baby identifies with, I just want to know if it has a ***** or a ******."