Hai, Guyz! To celebrate my 1,000th post, I thought I'd use my 1,001st to finally introduce myself: The only reported child of Communist hippies from the southeastern coast of Kansas, I frequently call upon my Norse heritage to perform feats of strength that go largely unnoticed by the world at large. I enjoy Halo, my wife, and car-warmed M&Ms. I'm desperate for attention, so please love me and my soon-to-be-released mapzors. Neither will disappoint. ~Jason (aka squidhands)