Bored waiting for the update? @Qrrbrbirbel just gave me this thread idea. Post a song and make the lyrics relevant to Forge. Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map ****ing sucked Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map sucked, nigga Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map sucked, nigga Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map ****ing sucked I done kept it simple from the jump Forging very clean, very flexible like rubber Nigga, I was tryin to lay down all the pathin' Working all night while the servers kept crashin; And the Forgers callin me like "Where ya map? I gave you critique, said you better not scrap it" Nigga, I just think it's funny how they know Played it only twice, but I had to let it go, cause I Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map ****ing sucked Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map sucked, nigga Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map ****ing sucked Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map sucked, nigga Forger's tell me stories bout their maps Say "I never scrapped it just kept Forging," yea I doubt it Nigga, imma keep on pushin for the best, never compromisin' or accepting any less And the Forger's tellin me the map is fine Imma change what I please cause I'm never satisfied Nigga, just as a reminder to myself If it ain't a perfect 10 then it's going on the shelf, cause I Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map ****ing sucked Started with a blockout but it sucked Started with a blockout but the whole map ****ing sucked
Not really Forge, but I suppose this is as good of an excuse to finally reveal a remix I dub "We are John'' Give me a weapon I... I need to get my bearings straight. Shaking in the training room, awakes me from my frozen state. Captain Keyes is waiting for me, with a Pistola. He doesn't keep it loaded but I'll find some ammo before far and. I know we just lost Reach moments ago. Glassed planets are hard to forget. But between the grunts, jackals, elites, the oversheilds on the Covie fleet. Number 117's got your back. So if by the time, our flag's stolen, and the bomb time's running out. I'll finish this fight.... CHORUS REPEAT X2 Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight We are Joooooohhhn So we'll set Halo on fire Warthog grind forward, unto daaaaaaaaawn Now you know that I got, a hot 4 shot Erase your thoughts with 1 snipe. A rocket to your grave and blow your team apart. A ninja attack, and then you'll get teabagged. Cuz I found some PWN that can finish this fight.... (repeat chorus followed by the repeated 'finish this fight tonight' filler) Arbiters on my side, I've no reason to run. So I know that we can finish this fight tonight. Though the Flood have arrived, Cortanas back in my mind. So I know that we can finish this fight.... (Repeat chorus) So if by the time, our flag's stolen, and the bomb time's running out. We'll finish this fight.... Tonight
I call this one, the Forgehub song song. Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song. Our -F-o-r-g-e-h-u-b- -s-o-n-g- song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing alooong. bum, bum, buuum...
Sorry guys... The snow terrain won’t blend with Alpine right Not a respawn to be seen A map remake of Isolation It’s like the 20th that I’ve seen The wind FX is howling but the map is all inside Can’t script worth ****, heaven knows I’ve tried Don’t let them in, don’t let them see Be the OCD forger you always have to be Invis block, everything locked, don’t let them know Well now they know Digital lego, digital lego Can’t use struts anymore Digital lego, digital lego No frames for my doors I don’t care What the streamers have to say Let the game update Light waffling never bothered me anyway It’s funny how some forgers Make all their maps so small And the BTB maps that got me I can’t seem to find at all It’s time to see what this update can do To reach physics limit and break through No flag, no bomb, no objectives for me I’m freee (for all) Digital lego, digital lego This map is irrationally floating in the sky Digital lego, digital lego Every update makes me cry Here I spawn And here I’ll camp Turn the light bake on My lighting flickers as I run through these halls Not enough weapons but frags laying all around These rockets seem to have a puny blast I’ll never play MCC The past is in the past Digital lego, digital lego And I’ll add another broken spawn Digital lego, digital lego One sided objectives are gone Here I spawn Getting spawn killed all day Turn the light bake on Light waffling never bothered me anyway
Someone (with good vocals or mad auto tune skills) needs to record these. We need more Halo parody songs.
Why are people posting here instead of the overwatch thread? Get your own melodies you lazy buttholes. --- Double Post Merged, May 12, 2016 --- No a million times over. Yes to overwatch.