So this is how it works. I'm going to give 3 options. The next person to reply will choose which to ****,marry, and kill and explain why. Then they will list 3 options of their own and it'll continue like that. Let's pretend my options were GivenToFly, Xandrith, and Schnitzel. I'd marry Given because his personality and he's versatile enough to forge many different kinds of maps with me. I'd **** xandrith when I'm lusting for a quick 2v2 room based bang. I'd kill schnitzel because he's like that girl you liked in high school but later on she got ugly. He used to be a well known forger but now he's retired and washed up. And it would probably be an abusive relationship. The next options are Warholic, Fated Fire, and Goat. Okay go.
I'd marry Fated because he looks like a fireman and likes to explain himself thoroughly. I'd phuck Goat because everything he makes is so damn attractive. I'd kill Warholic because I have trouble with authority Psychoduck, MultiLockon, a Chunk go...
Phuck Duck, cause it rhymes and why not. Hate ****. Marry a Chunk, because he's the nicest person. Kill MultiLockOn. He's a twat. 'Nuff said. Next up: Redemption, Soul Flame, Squally.
I'd phuck Demption and in the process drain him of all his aesthetic ideas. I'd marry soul flame because he made a map that looked like Michigan and the Great Lakes. I'd kill Squally leaving myself as the most prolific forger of all time. xzample, erupt, and SaltyKoala
Damn it, I wanted to kill squally. Anyways... Phuck xzamples and threaten to go public with it to get that sweet prize money Marry Erupt because our love is explosive Kill Salty because he is making purpital multilockon purely fat zombievillan
You need to propose three more members for the next post to decide on. Follow the damned rules! You guys need to take this kind of thing more seriously.
I am glad i noticed right away that i didn't give a list of people the backlash. also multi has already been done.
Phuck - Zombievillan, because he's as close as I'm going to get to a big rack. Marry - Purely Fat, because he'd probably let me eat whatever I want. Kill - Multilockon, because Schniztel already killed him, and marrying or phucking a dead man just aint right. SaLoT Zandril a Haunted Army
So, you know that line from The Force Awakens? Where Kylo Ren says "kill them. Kill them all"? That's my response to this thread.
I'd **** SaLoT to bear his child and bring the world the second coming of Salotma. I'd kill a Haunted Army because it sounds like a cool story to tell girls. I'd marry Zandril because he would always look 10 years younger than me. Frank O'Connor, Kiki Wolfkill, Josh Holmes
**** Trinity because it's a sexy *****. Marry Bad Blood cause it'll take me places. How do I kill Stigma? It won't die! Station 9, Simplex, Onslaught
**** station 9 because it has a bunch of tubes to ****. Marry Onslaught, I don't think this needs an explanation. Kill Simplex, because asyms. don't belong on the circuit. Chiron tl34, backwash, and Abandon
F*ck Chiron-Tl34, because teleporters + sex = :3 Marry Backwash, because I'll never be able to see its true ugliness through the fog. Kill Abandon, because f*ck that sh*tty a** map!! Foundry, Sandbox, Forge World (as canvases)