If you are like me you are a benefit to society, You hold a full time job, and keeps the wheels of our society well greased. However this comes with some draw backs. Like when Forge drops and your stuck at your work. Here is a short list of tried and true excuses to get you out of work and forging. 1) Anything to do with your kids 2) leaking pipes 3) Those Relatives that always need your help 4) Spouse needs your help 5) Your pet is sick 6) food poisoning (damn vending machine food) HAPPY FORGING
You can only get out of work with an illness that has the potential to spread to your coworkers or will make a large bio mess. Unless your a pornstar id reccommend avoiding STD excuses.