What do you do that you know you shouldn't do

That makes it sound like the singular. In reality you get poo'd on regular. As standard.

 

Therein lies the irony, my friend. Basically everyone does that.

Is this a take on the American Pie line, "I got peed on..." from Stiffler?

 

Nope, he actually got poo'd on. It's a long story...

 

You can't just dangle the carrot, man...

 

What's said in Dolan chat stays in Dolan chat.

Fgt.

 

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.