Greetings, inferior beings. TIS I, Dr. Eziah the II (Jr.)! You may not know me as of now, but you will because soon I shall conquer the world with my superior intellect, technological superiority, good looks, oh and my giant army of biologically engineered weapons. Pretty original huh? I thought of it myself. I know, I know. Anyway, this army of weapons will be unstoppable, unless of course, 6-16 highly trained Military badasses (Possibly from the U.S., Russia, or even those damn terrorists) decide to destroy it, but what are the chances of that? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (That was my evil chuckle) Let me introduce to you the first one of my many. He will be vile, fierce, and wholly unstoppable. But, I will defer to you dumb apes for one thing alone. He... um... how to put it... needs a name. I figure since the one thing you monkeys are good for is naming, I would let you at least name the bane of your continued existence. Marvelous, right? So how bout it? I was thinking something like "Evil destructatron of DOOM....bringing" or "Big laser dude" or "Bob". It's your call, inferior beings. Name away. Huhahahahahahahaha ha *cough cough cough* heh! Thank God! He's done ranting. Name it if you want to, (The best name will be used as the map name, and credit will be given to the namer) but we, the United Frontier, need you to join us in our fight to defeat Dr. Eziah, before it's to late. This is war. Boss Battle map pack Coming soon to a console near you!
You fool! Your momma helped spawn this beautiful creature. Yeah I don't think he likes the name. May want to pick a good one so he lets his guard down.
Ah, yes, "The wall" As in, good luck getting past him you insolent whelps. Well he seemed to enjoy that one, although I doubt it will be the one he uses.
How about "Purple Plat XL with Tele", because that's all I see in this "preview". Aside, of course, from a wall of god awful glaring red text. Annoying thread is annoying. Can we let it crawl into a corner and die now?
My post was deleted because it was a way of mocking this ridiculous thread that should have been closed if the mod was not pre-occupied with personal feuds. This is the "map preview" thread, and there is no map to be seen. A smart mod would have closed this thread on first sight.
Ah, but there is a map. Indeed I have not shown much of the map in this thread, and I do apologize, i will fix that as soon as possible. But that doesn't excuse your unneeded comment. Mods didn't close this thread because it is showcasing a map/gametype series, if you would kindly read the blue text at the bottom of the thread it reads "Boss Battle map pack." The screenshot I took was of the map. I will be posting more later on this afternoon. I was half asleep when I made this poor excuse for a preview thread so I apologize if it was uninformative.
Well... Marvelous was part of my original name but... the rest is garbage. Looks like he still doesn't like it.