My wife left because she thinks I have an obsession with electricity. I was like, "Watt, I'm shocked.... it hertz me when you say stuff like that. Currently I've not been myself I admit, but it would help if you had some positive input in my life instead of being negative. But none of that matters any more, I'm going ohm."
One AC Unit was talking to another, the latter of the group was quite upset. Trying to comfort the other the first said, "Don't worry, you can vent your frustrations."
This thread is punny. LOLOLLOPLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLo
Tom overload. If Tom Hanks was in jail for stabbing someone he'd be called Tom Shanks. If Tom Hanks danced to Ska Music he'd be called Tom Skanks. If Tom Hanks managed a bank he'd be called Tom Banks. If Tom Hanks turned music up real loud he'd be called Tom Cranks. If Tom Hanks was grateful for everything he'd be called Tom Thanks. If Tom Hanks made soda for black people it'd be Called Tom's Dranks. If Tom Hanks sold hotdogs his store would be called Tom Franks. If Tom Hanks stole everybodys' stuff he'd be called Tom Ganks. If Tom Hanks always tricked people he'd be called Tom Pranks. If Tom Hanks always got to a higher level in games he'd be called Tom Ranks. If Tom Hanks drove heavy vehicles in the army he'd be called Tom Tanks. If Tom Hanks pulled everything he'd be called Tom Yanks. If Tom Hanks was a boat he'd be called Tom Cruise.
If Tom Hanks was a sped man who had an awesome adventure filled life time his name would be Forrest Gump.
Lord of the ring puns. Sauron decided to see if frodo liked it when his ring was destroyed. I got killed in the lord of the rings game, it was mordor.
If Tom Hanks always attacked an opposing force from the side he'd be called Tom Flanks. If Tom Hanks masturbated in Australia he'd be called Tom Wanks. If Tom Hanks was extremely tall, skinny and had a hunch, he'd be called Tom Lanks. If Tom Hanks was unpleasantly moist or wet he'd be called Tom Danks. If Tom Hanks abused sedatives recreationally he'd be called Tom Tranqs. If Tom Hanks would often lay face-down in an unusual or incongruous location with his hands touching his sides, have a friend take a picture and then post said picture on the internet he'd be called Tom Planks. If Tom Hanks had fronds he'd look like thos.
Please don't use blue, the overwhelming majority of us are on Reach Dark, and blue is impossible to read. Use Bold instead? I also want to point out that almost every one of these I have heard before.
Likely not the ones I posted prior to your post, because I made them up on the spot, inspired by ZGPs posts.
I haven't found any of these to great yet, plus I haven't been on here for awhile because I thought it was dead. I think to be worthy of the Hall of Fame it has to be a double or even a triple pun. Where the joke can have three meanings or more. I can't even think of any.
He really should have kept an eye on it. I love buns that few people get, because then I eat more of them.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway)
I know the second one is a play on the word Biplane, not sure about the first, it probably is a type of plane as well though. Anyways, here's a pun/riddle i heard a while ago. When is a door not a door? When its ajar.