Girls Play Videogames?

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  1. Loscocco

    Loscocco Ancient
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    My girlfriend is a Nintendo kind of girl (obsesses over Mario and Zelda) but is actually considering an Xbox after I showed her games like GTA IV. She played Halo with me and got scared during Invasion because aliens were trying to find her; now she only plays it to get the satisfaction of possibly beating my face in with a golf club over a game. I can get her to enjoy specific parts of Halo, but I don't think I'll ever see her play competitively.

    You'd be surprised how much women can go outside of their expected social norms. I play with tons of women that actually fit in perfectly with a full party of dudes and no one feels the slightest bit of awkwardness or a need to give each other special treatment.
     
  2. Neoshadow

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    I have trouble finding girls who actually like getting raped...
     
  3. Stevo

    Stevo Drunken Bantersaurus Rex
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    Generally.. women in crack dens are too high to notice (Y)
     
  4. Xun

    Xun The Joker

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    METAPHOR ALERT!!

    *climbs to the top of the ladder*

    ...nah, I dont wanna go down this slide.

    *climbs back down*
     
  5. Jex Yoyo

    Jex Yoyo POETRY, bitch.
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    I ****ing hate that. Once you get up the ladder, you are ****ing committed. The fact that the law ****ing says you are allowed to trouble everyone around you to get what YOU want is BS, you ruin everything.
     
  6. Xun

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    It was a metaphor, hence the warning, I wasnt actually going down a playground slide. Silly Ion. :p

    I'd explain it, but Im sure you get it.
     
  7. Titmar

    Titmar Le Mar du Teet
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    gamer chicks suck.
    most ive met are ugly or strange.
    the hot ones know they are the only hot gamer chick in a 10 mile radius, and act accordingly.
    dated one for a long time.
    she did play halo competitively, and was almost good enough to beat me.
    but her weak woman genes were still not comparable to the game playing skill of a man.
     
  8. Shanon

    Shanon Loves His Sex Fruits
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    ahahahahahaha

    I seriously feel like slapping this in my sig.

    In all honesty, I know ONE hot chick that plays videogames... not even that much either.
     
  9. HEROEZ BLADE117

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    Its a good thing that girls play video games. Atleast you know there are some girls that have something in common with you.
     
  10. LD

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    My girl has a bigger **** ... *****
     
  11. Xun

    Xun The Joker

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    Uhh... what? That probably means she isnt a girl, man. :\
     

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