Super Smash Bros Melee awesomesauce

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  1. Berb

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    Don't worry reflex, all the female characters have 1337 hax. Peach can do the umbrella thing, Zelda has the diamond thing were she can do mega damage. Jigglypuff (it's female) does super damage after sleeping and Samus is boss.
     
  2. Titmar

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    that rules. you should use her to win money.

    "i bet you fifty bucks my MOM can beat you."
     
  3. Aschur

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    Never heard bout this glitch ever, did the blackhole one though.

    BTW, I bossed it up with Kirby and Young Link, in brawl I only use Kirby if someone is Pit, then I win, period. (Kirby + Pit's arrows = WIN)
     
  4. monkeyrantz

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    False! There is a 25% chance that you will encounter a male Jigglypuff as opposed to encountering a female one. I just dropped Pokemon knowledge on you're ass (nothing to be proud of). Plus there's no way of telling whether the Jigglypuff in SSBM is male or female, their vocals only differ from game to game, and their looks only differ depending on whether you're playing Ruby / Saphire, or Fire Red / Leaf Green. And because this is an entirely different game, there's no way of knowing. So take that, you Pokemon sexist.
     
  5. Urban Myth

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    Well he was right otherwise. Fact: Samus is Boss
     
  6. Shanon

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    Just imagine me playing SSBM with Falco.

    Yeah, that was my game back then.

    LOL at Reflex's Mom raping him at videogames xD
     
  7. Aschur

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    Grammar **** strikes!

    seriously though, Kirby wins every time. I don't care who you are.
     
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    I've played all the SSB games multiple times, namely SSB64 and SSBM (only played SSBB a few times) and I've never heard of this glitch. Seems interesting but somewhat silly, as Master Hand had a lot of ways to be beaten easily. Unless you're a boss at it.

    BTW, Sheik FTW. Kirby was a bastard when you were against him, but its not impossible to beat him, even in the hands of a skilled player. I used to use him all the time and my friends would scream various obscenities at me when I used to just float around and Stone-Drop their asses, just coz Im an asshole. I did use other moves, btw, Im not just a Stone-Drop ***** :p.

    Then I discovered Sheik, and became nigh invulnerable. Haven't played the game in a while, though, so I probably suck distended scrot at it now.
     
  9. monkeyrantz

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    hahahaha that gave me a good laugh
     
  10. Aschur

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    and xun, I know he isn't unbeatable, he is just hard to beat a person who is actually good at kirby. I had two friends try to kill me at once and still won, they were mewtwo and sheik. Sucked up mewtwo and proceeded to pwn.
     
  11. Berb

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    When playing as master hand you are invincible because you can't knock it off the stage.
    It also had all the attacks with a weird control scheme: it substitutes the left stick for the d-pad.
     
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    I've never found Kirby players that hard to beat. Must just be me. Try playing against Meta Knight and Snake on Brawl. Those were hard.
    Super Smash Bros: Fox/Captain Falcon
    SSBM: Roy/Fox
    SSBB: Toon Link/Sonic
    I will destroy anyone in Brawl who wants a challenge./overconfidence
     
  13. Black Theorem

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    dammit, Melee needs online multiplayer.

    My brother would literally start whining as soon as i had my reticle over Mario, that's how good i got with him. Roy's a cheap bastard.
     
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    Yes, it really does. That game alone, and maybe Double Dash and a couple others, would have given the Gamecube sooooo much more worth if they had on-line multiplayer. And don't be hatin' on my main lol. What you know about that one-hit-KO special and counter move?
     
  15. Shanon

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    The Gamecube's lifespan would've probably doubled if they had online play that can compete with XBL.
     
  16. MultiLockOn

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    Uhh, sorry guys. But Fox and Marth. Beats. Everything.
     
  17. V

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    Roy > Marth
    in absolutely every way
     
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    I suppose that would make him hard to beat, being invincible and all. :p
    And rightly so, he is hard to beat in the right hands. But, to be fair, you did say "seriously though, Kirby wins every time. I don't care who you are." :p
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    Sooo just out of curiosity, since this is now the Smash Bros discussion, does anyone play Brawl still? I have no idea what my friend code is (I'm currently at work) but if people wanted to post em I'd be down for a Brawl here or there.
     
  20. Aschur

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    I was referring to when I am Kirby when I said that, but true enough, I did somewhat contradict myself. Too bad he isn't as good in Brawl, I would have used him much more if he was. SOOOOOO...

    Fav characters!
    Kirby on anything but brawl
    Link
    Marth
     

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