New Military Draft

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Frito Bandito 7, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. Jupiter

    Jupiter Forerunner

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    I don't really understand whats happening over there but this is what it sounds like to me (simplified):

    North Korea is having trouble coming to terms with how crappy a country it is and how nobody like it, so it does what all socially inept things do when they are in a tight spot and damages the nearest object; South Korea in this case. So South Korea was like "WTF Mate", and puts up its fists all threatening like. China, who's been sitting there for the last few years cracking its knuckles, jumps in and acts like it knows what the hell is happening.. And the United States, being sexually aroused by war, is, metaphorically speaking, "getting really tired of ****ing that Arab girl"; so obviously it is interested in the Korean conflict.

    Is that about right? Or...?
     
    #21 Jupiter, Dec 23, 2010
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010

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