Original post found HERE _______________________________________________________ Sequel to I applaud you Bungie for locking out the butchers. View the sequel to the sequel: Simply Illogical 1001: Armor 'Permutations'. View the attack on SWAT: Team SWAT: Great Evil? Or Greatest Evil? View the newest parody: Halo 3 Maps for Dummies: The topic for everyone! Keep these threads alive! Remember, one post can make all the difference! As I have said before, I'm an avid Halo fan. Ever since Halo 2, I've been legitimately winning my matches, whether it be by superbouncing or by camping, by sword-cancelling or by blowing myself up (oh, and I'm still Odding the Ball). So, as you can clearly see, I am a very, very good Halo player. But lately, I feel that the lag is atrocious. The British give me slight lag, but I don't mind them. The Spanish are all good too (they're awesome at King of the Hill, it's unbelievable). And those Australians are cheerful guys, and the kangaroos put up quite a fight as well (I can't beat them at all in Juggernaut). Unfortunately, I have noticed that I get the most lag when I'm playing with Martians. First of all, their game is awful. For some odd reason they are obsessed with the Spartan Laser, which they feel the need to blast me with time and time again. And even when I try to counter with a skillful shotgun shot, they lag three feet away from me, leaving me alone with the Gravity Hammer! Now, I ask you, is that really fair? Not only that, but they have the nerve to insult me OVER THE INTERNET! In the post game lobby, one might call be a zeeblegwarf, while the others continuously taunt me with chants of, "ZWABASH XELB GLEBLESMARF!" I try to defend myself, but I know basic Martian at best, and their insults just keep coming. I can deal with playing the British. I can deal with playing the Italians. I can even deal with playing the Republicans! But one thing I can simply not stand is the Martians. So I ask you, almighty Bungie: Won't you please conquer their world as well? Or at least force them to learn English so they can insult me properly?
This is HILARIOUS! How could no one have replied to this!? Y35, props to you and your awesome sense of wit. I actually laughed at this, and it's damn hard to get me to laugh at most of the stuff that gets posted here.
I can definately deal with playing republicans because I am not a flaming liberal and am a republican!!! Other than that, if you are indeed so good, why are you a colonel grade two, eh eh??? Teh lolz teh tread is funniez.