Buying an Xbox 360 controller charger with two rechargeable packs off of eBay. The fail part is that you have to fumble with it for like 5 minutes to get it into the EXACT position for it to charge, and half the time it moves like 0.00000001 millimeters and stops charging. FML.
Yesterday; I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. My lip was really numb, and I chewed into it whilst eating. Now I all can eat without pain is unsalted crackers; and water.
Probably standing on the trailer hitch and my little brother going to the back with cement blocks. The trailer hitch goes up, I flip and go down hard. I ruptured my spleen doing that. I was lucky because there was a brick a foot away to my left, and cement a foot away to my right. I didn't get surgery so I couldn't run for 10 weeks which sucked because I love to run.
Not listening to my friends who told me not to turn left down the longest ski run. Not that I didn't want to listen to them, but I was too busy messing with my mp3 player. I got stuck in knee deep powder out in the uncharted area and couldn't get back to the main trail. I literally spent the rest of the day hiking down the mountainside from what was knee deep powder, to almost waist deep powder lugging all my equipment. I slept good that night. If we're going there.. I did that once, lit another and was laughing so hard I swallowed the smoke. Terrible experience.
Mine is similar, I had one cigarette in my pack and the filter was broken off, rather than ditching it I wanted to smoke it. I felt so goddamn awful the rest of the night, and I had to take the train home because I was at a concert
I was, like, 4 years old. I watched a lot of Dragon Ball Z at that age, and this one guy in the show had purple blood. One day, as I was drawing a picture, I looked down at my hands... to see purple all over my hands. I cried hysterically, until my older brother (age 12 at the time) came to me and asked why I was crying. Me: "I... I... I'm BLEEDING! (proceeds to cry some more). Brother: "Derek, you're not Frieza." (A.K.A. guy with purple blood)
Graz on having the same name as me. It's not necessarily my biggest fail , but one day was talking to a girl I liked in middle school while walking down the hall and I ran straight into into a fire extinguisher. I ended up actually pushing her into an open locker door.