So take a look at this: Source(s):You'll never guess where he hid the drugs | 6abc.com, Report: Man told cops drugs found in his buttocks weren't his - Orlando Sentinel, Man Denies Owning Bag of Crack Found in Own Butt -- Daily Intel I lol'd so hard.
He probably had them hidden in his colon but when the cops were on to him instead of shitting his pants he pooped out the drugs.