100+ Ways To Tell If Your Noob In Halo

Discussion in 'Halo and Forge Discussion' started by BulletMonkey, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. LD

    LD Ancient
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    This thread is so full of fail

    That's just annoying, it has nothing to do with your skill

    Should I force the party leader to give me the lead?

    All of these weapons are power weapons

    It is the best combo, tell me a better one, Plasma Pistol drops the shields, BR kills. It's effective, it's fast and it's reliable.

    What?

    so? I have much more respect for a guy with a blank fileshare than for a guy with bungie pro, 10 videos (0-3 DLs) and 14 pictures (10-50 DLs)

    ...

    why should I? The only reason I've played campain is because me and my team had nothing better to do that night.

    There are people who only play Wii Fit or The Sims, maybe they don't want to spend a shitload of money on videogames and are happy with Halo and CoD

    It is? You run a lot faster that way and you are able to shoot faster if you get chased by an enemy.

    A grenade destroys a bubble shield, that way your enemy can't use it as cover anymore.
     
  2. blassin

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    LD gets noted for super win in this thread.
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    You get banned from Forgheub and blame it on Forgehub -_-
     
  3. Loscocco

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    -If you call someone a noob for something related to personality and not skill.
    ex: If you trash talk, if you whine and scream, if you think its funny to team kill...
    -If you call someone a noob for doing something that you have no knowledge on (as I have seen many times in this thread...)
     
  4. FloppyPhoenixFTW

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    Using your assault rifle in team BRs... unless your good with using an assault rifle in team BRs
     
  5. Kung Fu Jesus

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    That doesn't make you a noob. That makes you fuggin' badass because you just got a triple kill against three guys trying to take you down with BRs that one time I was lucky enough not to have the fourth guy on me too and a fusion coil right next to them. Anyway.

    While we're at it, using the Magnum doesn't make you any less of a daring motherfucker, either.

    Edit: @LD: +1
     
    #65 Kung Fu Jesus, Sep 11, 2010
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  6. RodziR

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    -If you enjoy playin' fat kid in custom games.
    -If you quit when you're fat kid.
    -If you find a cool map, you go to forge and add some (power)weapons to it.
    -If you see guy with reconz you ask "Do you work for bungie?"
    -If you wear hayabusa (they like it cause it looks like "ninja")
    -If you call somebody a hacker cause of your bad connection.
    -If you call yourself better than someone, cause of your higher skill.
     
  7. Kung Fu Jesus

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    Wrong.
    Correct.
     
  8. Hat

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    You're a super noob if you are a noob, go to this thread, post something on how to be a noob, then feel like a person with skill.
     
  9. pinohkio

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    -If your GT involves the word snipe, and you fail with a sniper.
    -If you can't sing along mid-game with me.
     
  10. FloppyPhoenixFTW

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    -When you call the other team "noobs" when they won by at least 20 kills and one fair and square

    -When you join a game and then leave to go to the bathroom and never go back

    -When you suck at halo (diuh)
     
  11. Mischgasm

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    Rush rockets on the pit every time.

    Grab sniper and proceed to walk into close-medium range fights to give the other team the sniper. All the while, emptying your entire clip into the walls around the enemy.

    Spawn on elbow in ffa and rush to overshield only to find out someone spawned closer and they kill you.

    Rush sword on the pit instead of sniper or overshield.
     
  12. tsar

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    if the sniper is a noob weapon than im a good noob
     
  13. killllllll11488

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    These are from Reach:
    -You armor lock when the entire enemy team is around you waiting for you to run out of armor lock.
    -you run up to a guy in armor lock and try to assassinate him
    -you try to shoot a guy in armor lock.
    -you think the plasma launcher is noobish
    -you think that the pro tube is noobish
    -you make yourself invincible to get the firefight acheivments
    -you think armor lock is good for guntpocolips
    -you think SWAT is good on hemmorage
    -you think your pro when you lock on to someones warthog.
    I know this is in the halo 3 disscution, but why start a new thread?
     
    #73 killllllll11488, Sep 25, 2010
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  14. Reklats

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    If your playing on default control scheme even thought you jump like a madman.
     

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