Hello all. I've been lurking here for a while now and I'd like to know the community and hopefully make some friends. I'm New.
Oh Foyoman, I'm going to have to state your various appeals as a means of providing context for my near-future actions. You posted a link to porn on FH. An offense that would normally result in a permaban, but instead led to a one month ban because I found your thought process (or clear, distinct lack thereof) hilarious. You message me on xbox live asking why you were banned. Now, you had no idea, which in of itself makes me dumbfounded as to how you figured out my gamertag is the same as my name here, because the jump in reasoning is far above your paygrade. I tell you why you were banned, and I told you I took mercy on you because you were funny in the dumbest sense of the word. You send me another message asking me to unban you on the 6th as that is your birthday, which is two days after mine. Well, my birthday present from you is upcoming, just wait and see (well I guess since I'll be GIVING you something, I suppose it's actually your birthday present). You rejoin FH multiple times in an attempt to subvert yourself as a "new" member, your latest attempt here cleverly disguising yourself as the everyman. So subtle was your attempt as "New" that I would have no idea who you were if not for other outstanding, and for those with common sense, OBVIOUS indicators. Now, I'm going to give you until the end of this show to state good, logical reasons for your following actions. If they are all acceptable I will reverse your ban, if not, well your birthday present is incoming. You state why you posted porn in the first place. You state why you bothered messaging me on Xbox Live. You state why you made proxy accounts and attempted to look like a new member, thus lying to the staff. You state why you wasted my time. You have about 20 minutes. If you don't fill it out in time, too bad, you chose to be an idiot at 3 AM.