Red Dead Redemption - Funniest Things...

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  1. Conkerkid11

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    Red Dead Redemption
    The second I began playing Read Dead Redemption, I realized this was going to be my favorite game yet, and it is. But maybe some of you more serious folk might not like Red Dead because well, you're serious. Anyways, I only played for about three hours yesterday, and an unbelievable amount of funny things occured. I'm pretty sure I could list about one-hundred. But for your sake, I'll give ya'll an example of about ten or so.​
    • I was riding my horse towards my Posse leader and heard growling, so I swung the camera around so I could get a good view of my rear, and two cougars pounced on me and completely tore me to shreads. Upon killing me, they then proceeded to attack a small rabbit.​
    • I was getting on my horse, and suddenly it collapsed, it had died. Viewing the text that displays what happened recently on the bottom of the screen I read "Weaponbunny (My posse leader) has poked Conkerkid11's horse."​
    • My friend and I had just loaded up our Free Roam mode for the first time, and already had spent about half an hour trying to reach one-another. When my friend had finaly reached me, he had run me over with his donkey and I died.​
    • Another friend of mine told us that we should try bear hunting, and so we did. Passing through night, day, and a wee bit of snow we finaly reached the bear hunting grounds. I got off my horse, and was instantly mauled by a bear.​
    • Another crazy thing that happened while we were hunting for bear was that I found a carriage. We all pilled into the carriage, and tried to run over a bear. Unfortunately we ended up flying into a gorge and drowning.​
    Now I won't go overboard anymore guys, the fun doesn't stop there with Red Dead Redemption.

    If you've got the game or a friend of yours let you play it for a bit, then post the funniest stuff that's happened to you in this thread!​
     
  2. B3NW

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    ****, it don't get released till thursday at the earliest in the UK, I can't get it until the weekend :/ I also have exams. **** YOU JEBUSSS!

    Also, this has to be rockstar's best game!
     
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    i never looked at the achievements beforehand, but i got one for tying up a hooker, kidnapping her, and putting on the railroad tracks right before a train came. blood went everywhere. and the whole time she was on the back of my horse she kept saying stuff like "theres an easier way to have me, im cheap." or "got anything of yours that youd like to stick in something of mine?"
     
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    I'm waiting for my main account to get unbanned before I can play it (and I dont get it until next week)
     
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    The original post has single handedly made me want to play this game. Give yourself a pat on the back.
     
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    That's ****ing hilarious dude, I haven't even played the campaign yet! Anyways, I played another three or so hours today, and oh my God. I got a sniper rifle and went a little crazy with it, killed a few bandits, and maybe a few birds. I also went bear hunting again, did you guys know there's a challenge to kill a bear with a knife? Lol

    • I killed a couple bears with just a knife, and then I tried to kill them with my fist... It didn't work.
    • I tried to push one of my friends off a really narrow bridge and ended up killing myself...
    • I lost in my first Mexican standoff... Fail...
    • I was invading a bandit camp that required me to kill all the surrounding enemies, and to plant three bombs. While planting one of the bombs I decided to invite a couple people to my posse. When I got back to the game I instantly blew up because of the explosives. It was pretty awesome...
    • I hog-tied a crap load of people and left them on the railroad tracks. I know it's old school, but I left my horse with them and yeah...
     
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    I hogtied a ***** and threw her off a cliff.

    I shot a deer and it did a front flip ten feet into the air.

    I shot Roche's rabbit.
     
  9. Matty

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    Hogtying < Dragging them across the floor :D
     
  10. Huntar

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    This game is incredibly fun. GTA on Horses. ****ing bad ass.

    I played this game at my friends house last night, i'm definitely going out to buy it tonight.
     
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    [​IMG]

    I'm looking forward to owning the game some time next week, which is at least a two or three days away.
     
  12. IH8YourGamerTag

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    THIS GAME IS EPIC. Rockstar has upped the bar again. I got hooked when I was surrounded my coyotes while riding, they killed my horse but i got them all with my knife. then skinned em.
    You should be able to scalp enemies. doesn't he have some injun blood in him?
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    playing texas hold em is awesome. anyone know if this can be done vs humans in free roam?
     
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    you cant play the minigames with people online ( I wish!) but Red Dead is seriously my new favorite game. just finished the storyline three days ago and a little disappointed in one part of the ending but oh well. can you use the lasso in multiplayer? i cant yet and im a level 17. i dont think you can, cause then id totally lasso a buttload of other online players and not even do anything with 'em, just throw them on my horse and ride around with them until the finally leave because they're pissed off lmao. maybe that 'd be why they wouldnt put the lasso in multiplayer...
     
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    Wait you get an achievement for 5G for the hogtie-ing a *****? **** THE *****, I want my G!

    Also, chasing people for my zebra donkey is ****ing fun. First I start killing them on my zebra donkey, then if I die and they steal it. I hunt them down however far away they are, and KILL THEM!
     
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    Way to mod like an ass you ass. Lol

    By the way guys, you can't get a lasso in multiplayer, it sucks, but that's just how it is.
     
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    Not funny,but fun:

    Went to tanners ranch (up north,in the snowy woods) and that is where the highest concentration of cougers are in the game. Keeping track i killed 34,then ran out of ammo.

    1000th post
     
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    cougars killed my kentucky saddler
    :(
     
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    Same. Knifed the bastards though.
     
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    I'm going for every achievement... But the most epic one to get was surviving for 10 minutes as public enemy in a public free roam match and then escaping. I was on a rooftop in Blackwater with 15 other players in the game trying to kill me along with the police who were too stupid to find me. I survived my 10 minutes then jumped off the building onto my horse (I'm glad I survived the fall.) and rode away. It was a lot more epic if you had been there...

    Edit: I also showed Sargeant Sarcasm a break in the map... We looked so cool up on the top of those mountains...
     
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    Well, this guy in the school band was talking to me about Red Dead the day after it came out. I had never heard of it. So I went home and watched a YouTube video of the multiplayer. I liked the video so much, I got in my car, drove myself to Wal-Mart, walked in ready to buy it, and they told me I had to be 17 to purchase. So then I had to come back with my brother in fifteen minutes. :)

    I really do think this game is something really special. So far I really only play Free-For-All Deathmatches in multiplayer, a bit of campaign, and barely anything of free-roam. I don't think it's as fun though when you don't have any friends that have it. All my friends want it so bad now, but none of them have the money. I think I should have waited. It's never fun when you're the first one to have a game and no one to play with.
     

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