The Forbidden Kingdom

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  1. Titmar

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    Forbidden Kingdom

    Jackie Chan and Jet Li

    a must for fans of the kung fu genre!!!

    opened today, just saw it!

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    first of all, if you love martial arts movies, you dont want to miss this at all.

    at first, it seemed kinda gay, because the kid from Transformers is in it, and he is lame.
    the plot is all like he is some kid from new york or something and gets transported to this kingdom to return this magical staff to its rightful owner, the monkey king

    i know i know, sounds gay. i thought so too at first

    but about 20 minutes into the film you wont be thinking about that anymore as it starts to kick serious ass and does not stop

    jackie chan plays the Drunken Immortal and busts out some serious drunken boxing and ****

    jet li plays 2 roles, as a monk, and as the Monkey King, who is crazy badass


    the fight between jackie chan and jet li was like kungfu nerd porn, its like 15 minutes long of them doin practically every kung fu style in the book,


    You are not allowed to use the term "gay," or any other homosexual term to show negative connotation. There are many people, here on Forge Hub, who may find this offensive, including me. I, personally, will not tolerate this. You have been warned.

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  2. Epic Tusk

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    What I've seen form some of the previews it looks way bad ass, but I did not know that the one kid for transformers was in it tho.
     
  3. Furious D 18

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    You make it sound cool and not gay at all, lol.

    Actually it does sound pretty cool. I'll have to check it out. On an Off Topic note, I just saw Hitman, based off the video game and it was a pretty cool movie, but I wanted more insane martial arts.
     
  4. Epic Tusk

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    I had like a kungFu nerdgasim when I saw Jet Li and Jackie Chan in the same movie.
     
  5. VestigeL

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    I gotta go see it right now!
    Jackie Chan looks funny... but seriously, why is the guy from Transformers in it?
     
  6. Ryuuketsu

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    Nerdgasm. yup, that sums this up. I've been wanting to see this, and now i have to convince someone to take me.

    The plot kind of reminds me about this one movie, where this guy is transported to a different dimension, thats Chinese in nature, to be put on trial for destroying a book, and must rewrite it. Does anyone know that movie?
     
  7. emo asian girl

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    saw it on saturday and i didnt think it was that great except for the girl who played the instrument and jackie chan
    we only went to see it because they werent showing cloverfield
     
  8. Nemihara

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    Jackie Chan and Jet Li?

    I guess it sounds retarded (held back) already. But if you say it was okay, I'll watch it.


    And there's nothing wrong with saying retarded, project, before you come over here busting my butt. ;]




    There, now its politically correct.
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  9. Waylander

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    Anyone know the name of the Monkey king in the original Myth? I do lol.
    He also had a staff that he could extend to any length whenever he wanted.

    Anyway, can't wait for this to come down here to my little island.
     
  10. Titmar

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    OMG this comment is so awful I had to change it.
     
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    I was hoping this was good. It's so hard to take Jackie Chan 'seriously' anymore since all of his lame-ass Rush Hour movies. His Drunken Master stuff was awesome.

    Ever see Iron Monkey? Another great martial arts movie that stars neither of these guys.
     
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    Why yes you can. I thought you were better than this, I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry it had to be like this.

    *Locked Until Further Notice*
     
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  13. absentrabbit

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    "Politicly correct bullshit"...? It sounds to me like he is being considerate of others, which you may want to try sometime.

    I won't tolerate you insulting a friend like this, You are one of the problems that's ruining ForgeHub.

    So either grow up, or leave.
     
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