Shortcut! *crack* Walk it off... Walk it off... That was really funny but I hope it doesn't replace Lyle like Bungie said! <:O
Sadly, I've jumped from about a second story height to get the work phone and got a sprained ankle only to find that my company had missed the worker's comp payment.
I think The Chronicles of Lyle was 10 times better than this. This humor just seems dry and repeated... whereas TCOL was new and unique... ugh, this sucks.