I'm off to the loony bin!

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  1. The God of Grunge

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    Tomorrow I will be leaving to be admitted into a psychiatric hospital.

    Why? Because I see things that aren't there and hear things that aren't there, and the medical doctors tell me I'm fine. I'll see you ****ers on the other side.

    Everything is moving and purple and blue, and I can hear instruments and music inside of head, very clearly.
     
    #1 The God of Grunge, Nov 9, 2009
  2. Dow

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    Difference between drugs and legitimate schizophrenia .
     
    #2 Dow, Nov 9, 2009
  3. The God of Grunge

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    According to the panel of experts I've seen, none of my symptoms are typical drug symptoms.
     
    #3 The God of Grunge, Nov 9, 2009
  4. Norlinsky

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    Go out like R.P. McMurphy.
     
    #4 Norlinsky, Nov 9, 2009
  5. The God of Grunge

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    Trust me Norlinsky, I planned on it. Gotta leave 'em laughing.
     
    #5 The God of Grunge, Nov 9, 2009
  6. The Jewker7244

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    do you see anything secret government group created to destroy russia that wants your help?
     
    #6 The Jewker7244, Nov 9, 2009
  7. aMoeba

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    House is on in 20 minutes

    Not sure if your post is sarcastic or not, but I will assume the former
     
    #7 aMoeba, Nov 9, 2009
  8. The God of Grunge

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    I'm not being sarcastic.
     
    #8 The God of Grunge, Nov 9, 2009
  9. aMoeba

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    Good to know
     
    #9 aMoeba, Nov 9, 2009
  10. Norlinsky

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    Is living in your current state that horrible?
     
    #10 Norlinsky, Nov 9, 2009
  11. Whisper

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    Only if it's Oklahoma! *ba dum dum*
     
    #11 Whisper, Nov 11, 2009
  12. CaMOfo

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    Why would you want to get rid of such an awesome gift?
     
    #12 CaMOfo, Nov 11, 2009
  13. RightSideTheory

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    Don't forget to smuggle drugs in.
     
    #13 RightSideTheory, Nov 11, 2009
  14. Phenomenal

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    Wow this reminds me of Hurley from Lost (great show). he would always see dead people that no one else could see. He was also put in a psychiatic hospital. If this really isn't a joke, good luck and you are kinda freakin' me out...
     
    #14 Phenomenal, Nov 11, 2009
  15. SRC48

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    The best of luck to you... How can you read and reply if everything is purple or whatever?
     
    #15 SRC48, Nov 11, 2009
  16. The God of Grunge

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    Miller Light. Apparently I'm not a danger to society!

    So I get the daycare program.
     
    #16 The God of Grunge, Nov 11, 2009
  17. Monolith

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    ...For how long, exactly?
     
    #17 Monolith, Nov 12, 2009
  18. Glasgow

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    He's Grunge, his current state was always horrible, and always will be.
     
    #18 Glasgow, Nov 12, 2009
  19. oh knarly

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    Have fun!

    Or maybe not..

    Try and take as many books as possible to keep your mind stimulated, its boredom that gets me.
     
    #19 oh knarly, Nov 12, 2009
  20. Camel Carcass

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    Well that explained a lot.....
    */joketiem.*
     
    #20 Camel Carcass, Nov 12, 2009
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