Rubbars® - Got Yours?

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  1. Matty

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    In accordance with the boom of high-tech gaming gear like the tenacious Gunnar shades and the massively underrated FPS Freaks controller extender equipment, i present to you the latest in the gaming improvement franchise. Rubbars. Take heed, this is only a beta concept, and my Photoshop 7 does not have such advanced functions as warp, so i cannot add the renders in the correct proportions. However, the idea is still there, and i'm sure you can imagine it with me.

    Rubbars offers the must up-to-date-technology-in-rubber-technology. Grip levels peak at that of a Foruma 1 car during a 180 degree hairpin. Hang on tight as your character turns around like never before. Make the most precise adjustments with ease, and perform some truly ****ed up ****. Newly added perforations add air-flow to the hand, increasing responsiveness and dryness during tense and sweaty situations. Most importantly, Rubbars excel where Gunnars have failed. They look ****ing cool. No more will you need to worry about what people think of you when you wear your latest gaming gear. Finally, Rubbars offer sustained durability, and a 1 week lifetime guarantee. Gone are the worries of stepping on your gear, or worse, having a cat urinate on them in rage of being locked in a basement for the entire night. Bastards.

    Visitor message me if you want a pair.
     
    #1 Matty, Nov 7, 2009
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  2. iRaynne

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    Win win win win win.

    Let me know when it comes out of beta, I'd like to purchase a pair of my very own trademark Rubbar Handgrips with patented grip technology.
     
  3. Dow

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    "1 week lifetime guarantee" wat
     
  4. Wood Wonk

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    i'll throw my name into that hat.
    i want em. reeeel bad.
     
  5. Glasgow

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    That would actually come in handy, because my controller keeps slipping out of my hands after every time I eat a greasy burger.
     
  6. Shatakai

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    Same thing happens to me, except instead of grease I just have sweat rolling down my palms from how intense my gaming gets.
     
  7. Fluffy Pie

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    A car?
     
  8. Roche178

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    ****ing Win, that is all.
     
  9. RightSideTheory

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    Matty I love you.
     
  10. Psycho

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    Freakin' sweet. I like the new texture you added. Now all you need is an MLG Logo or something. :)
     
  11. Glasgow

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    Potential epic sig, Matty.
     
  12. Juggernaut

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    If you want beta testers, send me a pair. =D

    I would enjoy using them.
     
  13. Hari

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    I can shawp a bettar image for that if you want me to.
     
  14. Monolith

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    Oh wow. You have made my night, good sir.
     
  15. B3NW

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    Nice idea but lets be honest, its a pair of plastic gloves you get in the hospital with an xbox controller printed on it?

    I like the photoshopping, as you said a warp would have looked better. Are the circles indents or just design?
     
  16. Silent oo death

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    If only iRaynne had had this week-long lifetime warrenty... oh well.
     
  17. Shanon

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    But they're the most up-to-date-in-rubber-technology!
    A very smart buy for any Mulge Pro out there. Matty, gimme RUBBARS.
     
  18. Ladnil

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    Rubbars. They're condoms for your hands!
     
  19. stickmanmeyhem

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    Rubbar trademark grips FTW!
     
  20. RightSideTheory

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    They aren't indents, they're for helping with the gripping.
     

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