Psychopathic Therapist (Lyrics)

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  1. Arvas

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    Me and some of my friends are making our own parody band (comedic), and we're making our first song, came up with these lyrics in the last 5 minutes, as our friend who said he already wrote the lyrics won't give us the lyrics... to increase the comedic effect imagine the lyrical style like.... Dethklok... except for the initial zombies in the beginning... that'd be shrieking/screaming. For more info on our band you can check out this link. Reminder, if any of this is offensive, (which I'm not sure how it could be twisted that way) it's purely satyricle.
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    Second installment, came up with these in a spur of the moment kinda thing... again... it's supposed to be comedic, so don't take it too seriously... It should be noted, that when i came up with this song, I imagined it more like System Of A Down, not growling like Dethklok, that quote up there is merely to provide some background knowledge.

    -Psychopathic Therapist-

    *Heavy Start*
    *Sudden Stop*
    *Build up form nothing up to the Chorus*

    Restfull Insomniac. Resonable Schizophrenic.
    Co-dependant Lone Wolf. Murdering Pacifist.
    Wholesome Suicidal.

    I handle all of them, from worst to best.
    They tell their problems, I handle the rest.
    There is no rival.

    Whatever your problem may be,
    You shouldn't bring it to me,
    Because I'm a --
    Psychopathic Therapist!

    *Sudden Stop*
    *Build up form nothing up to the Chorus*

    Stare at you while I diagnose the table.
    Tell you you have a stain on your leg.
    Runnin' down it.

    I'll tell you that you need some help,
    And if you find some give a yelp,
    Because I need it.

    Whatever your problem may be,
    You shouldn't bring it to me,
    Because I'm a --
    Psychopathic Therapist!

    *Sudden Stop*
    (Would you like to share?)
    *Sudden Start*

    Who Am I?
    Who Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Are You?
    What Are You?
    Why Are You?
    Why Are You?

    *less sensable*

    Who Am I?
    Who Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Are You?
    What Are You?
    Why Are You?
    Why Are You?

    *less sensable*

    Who Am I?
    Who Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Are You?
    What Are You?
    Why Are You?
    Why Are You?

    *less sensable*

    Who Am I?
    Who Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Am I?
    What Are You?
    What Are You?
    Why Are You?
    Why Are You?

    *Sudden Stop*
    (How does that make you feel?)
    *Sudden Start*

    Psychopathic Therapist!
    Psychopathic Therapist!
    Psychopathic Therapist!
    Psychopathic Therapist!
    Psychopathic Therapy!
    Psychopathic Therapy!
    Psychopathic Therapy!
    Psychopathic Therapy!
    *Abrupt End*
     
    #1 Arvas, Oct 20, 2009
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  2. Knight Kninja

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    ok, i didn't read the paragraph about it being like SOAD, but that was exactly what i was thinking of as i read it..

    i like your style, it made me think of B.Y.O.B. as i read it :p
     
  3. Arvas

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    Heh, thanks.... just trying to write lyrics for all our songs and figured i'd post em up... this one was kinda... all in my head, lol
     

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