Geometry Goat

Short story?... I'm just a cybernetically enhanced goat that likes video games.

Long story?... the way Dr. Isabella tells it is that one evening she was conducting her usual experiments in the lab when Kevin(our personal security officer) asked her out for dinner. Fortunately for me, Isy was so flustered by Kevin's question that she accidentally spilled the Grey Alien blood she was fiddling with in her spare time all over my exposed brain tissue. You see, her job was to create a speaking and intelligent animal, and she was in the middle of my brain surgery when this happened. "Area Fifty One, Laboratory Experiment Two Hundred and Eighteen, Goat Seven" to be exact. Anyways, The blood somehow change a lot of my brain waves and mutated my goat DNA into something... different. I don't fully understand the whole thing, but I now have the ability to comprehend more intricate concepts like the human language, sliced bread and forge.