"What fool dares awaken me, the great Laharl?"

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I sunk many untold hours into Disgaea... Oh yeah and Etna's secret room is accessible after pressing two switches in the castle, just like in the original. The humanoids are represented by the divers, think EDF soldiers.

If you insist, you can play fiesta, flag modes, or infection here, but... it won't be competitive. The whole 'one teleporter bridges the two parts of the map just like in the game' thing prevents serious play.